My DANGEROUS 'DAY SIX' @WhatsUp - 'Milker' Challenge (Early...???)

in funny-ish •  5 years ago  (edited)

Maybe this is cheating according to the rules; I think I'm supposed to wait another three hours or so before making a daily post again!?!?!? I'm taking a risk of tremendous proportions by posting early, of course...but, what the hell...

Risks have never truly bothered me mostly in life, except maybe when I was lusting after and looking to Date Millie Greenwall from my eighth-grade Music Class.

At first, I was just a little bit nervous because I'd not much experience with dating and of course, that ole 'fear of rejection' kept creeping into the pit of my stomach, radiating out through my limbs, causing a rather large lump in my throat and culminating with a stuttering affect... 

Anyway...my fear grew in intensity upon learning that Millie's father was a Pastor of some Church, an ex- (Battle Hardened) Marine who had a penchant for hunting wild cats in Africa with his bare hands...

He also liked to collect old swords from years gone by and practice with them in the evening, slicing watermelons that he had put hats onto...!!!

That even made me stop wearing hats!!!

Millie sometimes gave subdued indication that she had at least a passing interest in me, by grabbing my head in a deep dark corner of the school Library and planting an open mouthed, wet kiss on my lips causing me to recoil a bit in surprise with my jaw ajar then finding her tongue probing my tonsils...

I'd never been kissed like that before, and the first time she did it, I tried to pull away from her in fear thinking she'd gone crazy and was trying to eat my tongue...!?!?!?!? But, my resistance waned quite a bit once I sensed the warm tingling of my ears, and a few other places as well.

In that moment, since it felt pretty good...I decided to hide in that dark cubby-hole of the Library every time our class was there. Of course I signaled Millie that I was en-route to our love-nest, each time. 

Why the HELL am I talking about Millie and my sexual exploits in this post...!?!?!?!?!??!??!

I don't know. It just seemed to flow out of my head, through my finger-tips and I just kept tapping away...

Yet, maybe the story brought a few of you a little smile or chuckle, remembering your first love interest as a young person a million years ago, like me?

Listen folks...I'm outta here for now.

See ya when I see ya. 

Stay well and happy - or I'll send Millie's father after you...

Ciao


Another Rambling Romp from the Mind of @AngryMan on Steemit Jan. 30, 2020


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Haha, kissing Millie in the closet in the 8th grade is likely a story most of us can related to.

Also, you cheater, 3 hours???? lol

Engagement and activity is good.

Also, you cheater, 3 hours???? lol

My head is bowed in shame...

Early is better than late, unless your late to your own funeral, would that make you a zombie, a walking dead if you were late to your own funeral, and what are you if you are early to your own funeral, just unlucky? Never to late or early to remember that first hallway kiss with all your friends watching and pointing, and then the girls hands held to their mouths trying real hard to not snicker and burst out in loud laughter. Junior High, good times except when the tallest girl in class picks you to be her square dance partner, and you are one of the shortest guys in class.

Ha... Thanks for commenting @bashadow … you gave me a chuckle :>)
Today is the last day of the 'Milker' challenge; I'll be checking feed and tags after I post, to see what you penned.

Geezus! @angryman, you are indeed an indestructible survivor.

I've also had my fair bit of Millie Greenwall's frightening experiences in my lifetime and I get ya. };)

Why the HELL am I talking about Millie and my sexual exploits in this post...!?!?!?!?!??!??!

It's easy to pinpoint my friend. Millie kinda rhymes with Milky and it's all in the vivid flashbacks and deja vus that everything in your post is simply milker's ancient pure poetry going through your finger-tips. LoL

Millie kinda rhymes with Milky

Oh, yeah… You may have a point there @por500bolos , I'll have to sit and ponder that one, for sure.

Yeah ponder that wild cat. You've already survived both experiences.

Succumb between the bare hands of an Ex Marine Hunter. And like the mythical Jonah, having escaped of have to spend three days stuck in Millie's belly after her epic open mouthed wet kiss. LoL

Something similar actually happened to me when I was in seventh grade. But I'll keep the story to myself to save you from having to read about it. lol

But I'll keep the story to myself to save you from having to read about it. lol

No 'Kiss-and-Tell' from @ninjamike huh...??? You are definitely a well mannered gentleman. You can always change her name in the story to protect her honor?!?!?