NSFW Poetry Presents: Dennis

Special thanks to @klye for the custom images to accompany this piece!

There once was a man named Dennis
Who had a 3 foot long pennis

I'm not just talking a fucking long one, man
This thing was thick, like a boa man!

Before he would go out to town each day
He'd wrap his pennis 'round his waste and pray

Tucking the massive tip back, 'round the base
To hold that crazy fucker right in place

All his pants were several sizes too big
To fit, comfortably, 'round that prize-winning pig

Appearing as some oddly, misshapen spare tire
He felt his awkward visage maintaining was dire

To hide his constrictor-sized pennis away
From a world where only refined hogs play

I mean think about it, man, shit!
Where's a pennis like Dennis' gonna fit?

Then, late one night in a troublesome sleep
His pennis awoke! And began to creep

Harder it grew, like a rising god
Filling with blood, a wooden rod

They say it grew to 8 feet that night
Its glorious reign, well it might

Have lasted if not for the fact
That Dennis' heart shrank and cracked

With no blood left, for his body to fend
That goddamn pennis, killed him in the end 

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poem, copyright @abarefootpoet (john oliver westbrook)

images, copyright @klye

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