5 Important Reasons To Own A Rake

The Rake. One of nature's most volatile creatures. We all own one or most of us do, but one thing is sure, its use is never neglected in day to day living. Here are some interesting uses for the rake; some we may find very practical and start to use immediately:

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5. As A Hair Straightener

For those days when we're looking for our combs and can't seem to recall where we placed them after a delightful tea party with Jimmy, the rake can be our number one go to in that situation. All that's needed is to wet our hair with whatever liquid based product bought from that store down the street without a sign and voila, a brand new hairstyle with leafy finishes in the hairline. Magnifique!

4. The Spare Key For Your Car

Where are my car keys? Oh don't worry I have a spare on the...that's right I didn't cut one. This reason isn't in need of an elaborate explanation, just remove one of the prong thingys from off the head and insert into the car keyhole. It's as simple as that. ( Disclaimer - No responsibility will be taken for damaged keyholes but all referrals to this list\post are appreciated 😃.)

3. A Backup Friend To Bring To A Party We Got Invited To When We Found Out We Have No Friends....At All

For a date, chaperone or whatever person that we want to accompany us, the rake wins every time; catch my rake? ( that was a pun.) Yes my friends, it can be a girlfriend, boyfriend or even that one weird kid with a bugger stuck at the end of his nose that we're afraid to tell because he's very sensitive about his looks. Just show up and rake in all the attention ( another pun.)

2 . As A Microphone In A Rap Battle

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The opponent has some very decent lyrics and at the very last moment when the DJ plays the beat for some crazy rhymes to go on, the microphone goes out. It's a good thing I had my rake (whew). Not only is it going to look cool on the stage as no sounds are produced from it but you can clean up the competition *wink*.

1. To Rake Your Yard

"Hunny can you rake the yard?" the wife said. "Sure thing dear, anything for you my butter biscuit," replied the husband. (The husband climbs on top of his sedan and starts to rake the leaves off the roof of his car). The original purpose for which the rake was intended

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