Funny things I've learned from porn 2steemCreated with Sketch.

in funny •  7 years ago 
  1. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
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  2. Those tits are real.

  3. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

  4. Men always groan 'OH YEAH' when they cum.

  5. If there is two of them they 'high five' each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)

  6. Double penetration makes women smile.

  7. Asian men don't exist.

  8. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.

  9. There's a plot.

  10. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the ass.

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