HI GUYS,
TODAY I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE YOU LAUGH AND I KNOW DEFINITELY YOU WILL LAUGH MORE AND MORE:-
1.AN INVESTMENT BANKER WAS GETTING MARRIED.
DURING WEDDING, THE WIFE VOMITS
HUSBAND:"WHAT HAPPENED?'
WIFE:"CAPITAL GAINS ARISING OUT OF PREVIOUS INVESTMENT".
HUSBAND:"U CHEATED ME".
WIFE:"U SHOULD KNOW , THE MUTUAL FUNDS INVESTMENTS ARE SUBJECT TO MARKET RISKS".
2.SANTA HAD A LEAKAGE IN THE ROOF OVER HIS DINNING ROOM.
PLUMBER ASKED"SIR WHEN DID YOU NOTICE LEAKAGE IN ROOF?"
SANTA:" LAST NIGHT......WHEN I TOOK ME 3 HOURS TO FINISH MY DELICIOUS CHICKEN SOUP".
3.BOSS:"WE NEED SOMEONE FOR THIS JOB, WHO IS RESPONSIBLE.
SANTA:"SIR,YOUR SEARCH ENDS HERE,IN MY PREVIOUS JOB WHENEVER ANYTHING WENT WRONG ,THEY SAID I AM RESPONSIBLE ....
4.HR MANAGER ASKED BANTA IN AN INTERVIEW.
"CAN YOU SPELL A WORD THAT HAS MORE THAN 75 LETTERS IN IT.
BANTA CONFIDENTLY REPLIED:"LETTER BOX".
5.ONCE SANTA WENT TO COURT .
JUDGE:-ORDER...!ORDER..!
SANTA:"1 PIZZA ,2 DOSA,2 IDALY AND 1 MAZA".
JUDGE: SHUT UP...!
SANTA:"NO.NO.....THUMBS UP CHARGED ICE CHILLED....!!!!
THANK YOU GUYS TO ENJOY MY JOKES
LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH...........
AND UPVOTE ME AND COMMENT ME IF YOU HAVE LAUGHED AFTER READ MY JOKS.
Haha
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Good jokes. Keep sharing.
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Thank you bhai
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Really awesome work dear keep it up
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THANK TO GIVE YOUR TIME
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Hahaha
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Really funny. I enjoyed it.
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THANKS TO GIVE YOUR PRECIOUS TIME
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☺️☺️☺️ nice bro , I up voted u hope do so
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Kk
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@akashsagar, nice jokes bro. keep sharing, keep entertain.
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