My crush?

Living in an estate is cool but not cool in some cases especially the case of a beautiful girl monopoly. All the guys staying in the same estate as I do have been finding a way or the other to win this lady's heart and their efforts have been fruitless. I seemed to be the lucky one as I have been seeing this lady in question a countless number of times to say hi to me and she couldn't. Maybe she is shy but I would rather play my game tight in order not to look like other guys who are trying to date her.

She always comes to the front of my house every morning and night, but whenever I come out to talk to her, she acts shy by walking away from me and then later she will start to trail me again if I decide to take a walk in the neighbourhood. One day I grew tired of her games and I decided to talk to her at all cost. I monitored her movement to make sure she is doing her normal daily hang-around. I snuck up to her without she noticing anything and then I suddenly grabbed her hand.

I asked her why she has been trailing and hanging around my house. I even asked her if she is in love with me but her reply was indeed the most heart-killing reply of all time. She told me "No I am not in love with you, I only trail you and hang around your house because your mobile hotspot is not passworded and I need to get close to you to get a good recession so that I can surf the internet". I almost fainted.