Dad:
Wash entire body with Jessica Alba soap to get rid of scent, the you have nothing I need man smell.
Properly secure new and dry Jessica Alba diaper.
Wear mom's used shirt to trick the baby in to false hope.
Turn off WiFi and block all light, noise and negative chi from entering the house.
Approach baby from down wind.
Desperately try different techniques to get baby to go to sleep for the next 35 minutes.
Mom:
Finally come home after 27 text's from Dad.
Place baby next to boob and watch eyes roll back.
Take picture.
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✨Boobies are magic!✨
Good job on trying to trick the kid though. Just glad you don’t have a fake boob. I have seen those and it’s scary!
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yep. real boobs solve everything.
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