Jokesamilakanchana (37) in funny • 7 years ago Wife : What are you doing? Husband : Killing mosquitoes! Wife : How many did you kill? Husband : Totally 5. 3 males, 2 females. Wife : How do you know their gender? Husband : ohh its simple... 2 near mirror and 3 near beer.. 🍾🙄 funny jokes smile clean