Jokes

in funny •  7 years ago 

Wife : What are you doing?

Husband : Killing mosquitoes!

Wife : How many did you kill?

Husband : Totally 5.
3 males, 2 females.

Wife : How do you know their gender?

Husband : ohh its simple...
2 near mirror and 3 near beer.. 🍾🙄

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