Banking Vampire wants to help you invest in Bitcoin (evil laughter)

in funny •  7 years ago 

Have a good laugh at how a Swiss Bank is trying to sell Bitcoin

It looks on the surface like a really good positive Bitcoin story. But the Gnomes of Zurich behind the first Swiss Bank Bitcoin offering are somewhat misleading their customers. Not so much with the fact that they are selling them something they could have anyway, but the way it's being described is...well, if you were already confused about Bitcoin, then you will be even more after this....

Falcon Private Bank, which describes itself as a "private banking boutique" (are they really trying to make themselves sound like a high class clothing shop or something...hey come in here and buy a fur coat and a derivatives swap!) have announced that the are offering their customers the opportunity to BUY BITCOIN.

The announcement on their website is made by a man who can only be described as a Swiss version of Dracula. You can practically see his discomfort at being in front of those nasty daylight lamps, as he rubs his hands together with the glee of a dark satanic figure about to give his victims a complete liquidity draining. Oh yeah he also gives the VERY BEST explaination as to why you should invest in Bitcoin ever (not).

So I thought I'd do a little video about it. And take the piss a bit.....

If you like it, please pop an upvote, a resteem and maybe even a follow. This means I might be closer to my dream of quitting my day job as a corporate slave crack-gimp, and instead taking the piss out of bankers and globalists most of the time.

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Is he really from Swiss bank ? look like a scammer guy ☺

Yes, he really is. This was taken from their corporate video on their website. I did not edit or cut anything out (just interjected my own thoughts). And anyway, when were Swiss banks (or any banks) anything other than scammers?

I remember that one puppet that taught us how to count while laughing.

Yes, he was a trainee manager at Goldman Sachs....

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  ·  7 years ago (edited)

The count is my favorite muppet. Sorry, @ionlysaymeep.

Brilliant! von...two...three....no, von for you, ze rest for me....

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nice post good @anarcotech

Thanks dude!

Hmm

large life to bitcoin

you've met mother then...?

OMG! I'm dying over your commentary of this video! @anarchotech😂😂😂. Hopefully you are aware that this is only the beginning for the banks to get a toehold into the cryptocurrency industry. It's only a matter of time before regulations will be brought in (of course to benefit the powers-that-be).

Why thanks very much. I think the future is going to be just me giving a sarcastic tongue fisting to bankers, the govstapo and anyone else who is a psychopathic power twat. And I think they are going to find it hard to regulate cryptocurrency, for as long as we all just stick fuck you fingers up at them. In the UK, they've got bigger shit going on anyway for now.

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Word up. I'd never give them any crypto money in order to centralize it as they done with the others currencies!
Start to follow you

Thanks @rapdenny. Look out for a whole heap of new shit breaking this week...