😂😂Santa banta FUNNY JOKES😂😂

Teacher (Giving instruction)- Start Computer.

Santa- I did.

Teacher- Now open My Computer.

Santa- Miss, where is your computer?...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Santa:" Yaar mera aur meri girlfriend ka ajeebo-gareeb rishta hai...
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Santa:" Kaise ??
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Banta:" Wo ajeeb hai aur main gareeb...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jyotish-Tune abi 10 kilo chawl kharide h?
Santa-Haan Ji..Oyye..Tussi to antaryami ho...
Jyotish: Agli baar aana,to Kundli lana, Ration Card nai....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Santa-mai bachapan me bahut taqatwar tha.
banta-wo kaise?
santa-maa kahti hai k jab me rota tha,to sara ghar sar pe utha leta tha.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Banta is a teacher and exam ke liye Question Paper banaya..

Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye... Question they --

1. China kis Desh me hai ?

2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai ?

3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hai ?

4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai ?

5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya
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1 Admi ne poucha: o paaji,Kya Drwaza Bechna h?
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Santa:Nhi Tala Khulwana hai Chabi gum ho gye hai.
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Hanso mat
Joke abhi aage hai
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Admi santa se: Agar ghar mai chor ghus gye to..?
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Santa: Andar kese jayega drwaza to mere pas hai😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Recent Railway Budget's Effect on Santa:
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Santa:" Berth bhi confirm ho gya, char Stetion bhi gujar gye...

Wife kab milegi TT Saab.. ??

TT:" Ghochu! Wife nahi, Train mein Wi-Fi dene ko kaha gya hai.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Santa USA mein tha.
1 building mein aag lag gayi.
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Santa Fire Brigade se-Tum logo
ko Niche fenko main Catch karunga.
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Pehle 1 Ladka aaya phir ladki phir
aadmi phir aurat.
Santa ne sab ko pakad liya.
Phir
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1 negro(black person) aaya to
Santa ne chhod diya aur
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bola:
Abey salo jo jal gye hai wo to mat
Fenko…!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Na chemistry hoti na main student hota,
Na ye lab hoti na ye accident hota,
Abhi practical mein aayi nazar ek ladki,
Sundar thi naak us ki test tube jaisi,
Baton mein us ki glucose ki mithas thi,
Sanson mein ester ki khushboo bhi sath thi,
Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuchh is tarah ka pyaar,
Bin piye hi ho jata hai alcohol ka khumar,
Benzene sa hota tha uski presence ka ehsaas,
Andhere mein hota tha radium ka abhas,
Nazrein mili, reaction hua,
Kuchh is tarah love ka production hua,
Lagne lage us ke ghar ke chakkar aise,
Nucleus ke charon taraf electron hon jaise,
Us din hamare test ka confirmation hua,
Jab us ke daddy se hamara introduction hua,
Sun kar hamari baat wo aise uchhal pade,
Ignesium tube mein jaise sodium bhadak uthe,
Woh bole, hosh mein aao, pehchano apni auqat,
Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi gold ke saath,
Ye sun kar tuta hamare armanon bhara beakar,
Aur ham chup rahe benzaldehyde ka kadwa ghoont pee kar,
Ab us ki yadon ke siwa hamara kam chalta na tha,
Aur lab mein hamare dil ke siwa kuchh jalta na tha.

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