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Dear jumpsuit makers.

Winter is here. Well, almost. Autumn is here. I am freezing my hands off. I have this thing about jumpsuits. More specifically sleeping ones. I love them. I love them soft and warm and warm and did I say warm already? To my shame, I often wear em during the day too. Especially on the weekends. I will stay in that body armor all day long and do my business as usual. I didn't yet reach the point where I would actually leave my home in it. No ... my jumpsuits are a well-kept secret (well not here obviously - the net can pretty much tolerate everything).

There is a downside to my sleeping apparel though.

1.) Bathroom breaks. Usually, the moment I manage to get it dressed.

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Note: I need a behind zipper for urgent cases. I have a very nervous bowl.

2.) My cats looooove it. Especially the star one, which is made from fleece.

3.) My man does not share my cat's idea of sexy.

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Even the notion of me wearing nothing under does not help. Fix this, please. I do not know how will you manage to do that and still keep it warm, cozy and in full body cover-up. Maybe add a tacky print with boobs or something. Thank you.

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Problem solved :):)

Buttoning that up could prove a lot of work. :D I do wonder though, does that gap reach lover? :D I wouldnt like to mess on my onesuit :D

I've seen some others as well :b... Ahhh, yes. It was in a chat among some friends when we headed off to the 'cold mountain' and the ladies always joke about onesies so I found some reliable ones, lol. Look for sexy onesies, you won't have to draw boobies :):)

If I didn't love jogging so much I'd probably never change out of pajama-pants.

But I have to agree with @therneau - there have to be some sexy onesies out there. And a judiciously placed zipper could do wonders for all your needs.

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Ohh looool I love your post :-D
Happy autumn and winter, the most sexy time of the year ^-^ !
You should buy one for you man, ;-) Comfy is the new sexy ;-)
Have a nice day !

Ty! He is never cold. :/ Maybe I should get him a very nice lace one. :D A great day to you too!

My owl onesie has a butt flap under the tail! Bathroom time is still awkward, though. But I agree, it is absolutely the best thing to get me through cold winter nights. So snuggly!

Hahaha very funny i lov your blog and post,uvoted you
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Ty. :)