Maybe, "I'm Cute and would really like to date you?' would have been a better opening line?
Definitely, " Star Panties" or Captain's Cuties" would have been better attempts!
Do you need a Gun Licence?, I wonder?
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Captions are my own.
Stepped backwards off a Tree Branch and a plank full of rusty nails went through My right Sneaker into my foot!