Travelling with Shakira

in funny •  8 years ago  (edited)

Coming back from Randfontein Licence Office with My Favourite Daughter, Shakira, She received a Whatsapp from a Friend.

Read it to me :-
Mother notices that as her Child is Growing up ,

the Boy does not seem to resemble either her or her Husband .

Time goes by and she is getting more and more conscious of this.

Takes a bit of her Husbands Beard from a Razor , Goes for a DNA test with her Son.

Not, CSI , so you have to wait some time for the Test results .

Eventually a registered letter arrives, reads it , goes running to her Husband ," Honey, little Johnny is not related to either of us , I am going out of my mind!"
"You have such a bad memory Dear , Do you not recall that as we were leaving the hospital all those years ago he messed in his nappy and you asked me to change him?"
" Yes".

"Well I did, I swapped him for a clean Baby, as per your instructions"

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Lol

Thank you for the visit and appreciation @adrianobalan

Bwahaha.. I was expecting a serious ending...

I sort of hinted at it in the title, It was shorter, but I used Poetic licence on it, Thank You for the visit and comment, appreciated.

I saw the title, but about half way down I had already forgotten about it.. Change the title, the surprise is just too good to miss..

Good Idea, will do.