Trying to be Funny & Family Stuff and a Small Addition to Chronicles of Alan!

in funny •  7 years ago  (edited)

At least there will be no comments on Dress Sense!

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As I left for Church this Morning! ( Chris, Zen and Yoda)

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Has been known to Deplete Others Wealth!

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Could this be True?

Especially for Donald ! ( Leans towards Toilet Humour)

If only I could find my Scissors!

Lost in Translation!

My Son Wayne's Lotus! ( Story Below)

So, a few weeks ago travelling towards Hartebeespoort Dam to pick up a repaired Phase Linear Hi Fi Amplifier for Wayne.
Decide to take his Lotus Seven for a spin ( very easy to do if you pull away from a Stop, turn , and floor it) .Notice , that it has very little Gas in stop at a Garage and add Petrol.

I then realise where I am, This place! See Video:-

Several years ago when working for a Company called Risctec , I had 2 x Ford Sapphires , a 2 litre and a 3 litre.( White and Grey) . I stayed in Breaunanda and this was the closest Filling Station to me.
The White Car had a Company Fuel Card, and became extremely unreliable ( will save that for another tale).

I went to see the owner of the Filling Station , explained My Predicament and said I would like to use the same card on the Grey one ( probably illegal but WTH he got paid)

This worked fine until one day , I was in a hurry and they stalled me a while . Police Van arrives ,

2 Gestapo with SubMachine Guns march me in to the Owners Office!

He proceeds with much prose to explain to them what a Crook I am, how I use forged Cards to Purchase Fuel!

I get a bit stressed about this and explain that this has been working pretty satisfactorily for nearly a year ?, what is the Problem?

Evidently I came in with a Taxi , used my card to put in over a R1000.00 and the card was a Dud. One of his Workers recognised me, " Bring him here" Now he is not sure , but it must be me.

" I have been coming here for over 20 years , ( before you owned it)the card I have has a limit of R800.00 and as soon as these Policeman have left, you are going to have a nice stay in Hospital!"

The Cops told him he did not have a case , I was furious , and on the odd occasion I have been there! ( my favourite Take away was next door) I have never seen him again.( his Cashier told me he locks himself in the office)

My, I have had an exciting, if not always pleasant, life!

Videos and Pictures sent to me on WhatsApp.( ( except for Photo and Lotus) Videos put on My YouTube Channel to make them compatible with Steemit.

Text is My Own!

Hope you enjoy this as much as I Did putting it together!

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yes I enjoyed them alot!

@awgbibb,
Ha ha ha lots of funny posts and videos! Great sharing friend!

Cheers~

waooo 3rd video is awesome cutting hair

thanks for sharing such a nice videos in one post .
up voted done

Hahaha, Alan the Taxi Driver...I think you would slay!!!

Yes, almost the ultimate insult in Driving Ability! Thanks for the Visit!

awesome videos in one post i like it thanks for sharing my friend

Is a very funny post keep so friend

great stuff bro @awgbibb

wow amazing collection of pictures and video as always always been liked nad followed you hope get more and more i will be looking forward... @awgbibb stop by on my post when you are free ☺

welcome back chronicles of alan

Really funny post my big brother

life become more stress and some real fun could release it, thanks for those funny stuff!

Nice post sir.And 3rd video hear cut is awesome.

chronicles of alan is back yayyy :D

Oh this.Good for the health
-cheers-

you helped me to burn some calories of mine :)

Video number 2 is a funny stuff

~Followed & Upvoted

Funny video colection by @awgbibb
Actualy I'm realy like final one..
Weldone and smart work sir..

Funtastic😄 @awgbibb

Lost of Scissor,,Lost In Translation...Micky fart hahaha amazing lol

WHY KDRAMAS ARE WORTH WATCHING 🤔

as always nice post like your post bro.😊

great post amazing and funny videos and the pictures really like it a lot..
good one keep it up ☺

thanks for sharing a nice post 😉

hahahaha ,, lool
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hahahahaha this video is awasome dear...........i love it.................
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Great Postage Poor Internet Subwoofer did not allow me to watch the videos I read only content
Thank you

I agree your comment @klasanaj if you don't mind dear @awgbibb do you 100% support me????

great collection bro like your post.😂

Wow what a fuuny post..Loved your sense of humor...You are the one who makes everyone mind fresh and haelthly by sharing this jokes picture and video as it so so funny...Thanks for sharing it with us..@awgbibb

Oh yeah, it's great to combine everything together, at first I laughed heartily, then I studied the chronicles of Alan. Two in one, great idea! Thank you @awgbibb

Scissors one crazy, and yes, Robert looking for new friends

Hahahahah Very funny, I love the first video.. So funny. And yes never mess with an Indian.
By the way, I am an Indian.

Hahaha very funny post.
Keep posting
Thanks

Zen and Yoda..what a great choice to name your dogs!!! :-]

excellent humour punch added in ti :D

hahah this is really cool one @awgbibb

excellent videos to check out superb post dear :)

this time hahahh it was more cool

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This is so funny~

Hello @awgbibb,

Extraordinary good meme for lots of fun. Incredible post.

~@mywhale

hahah :D Its great to combina everyrhing together, I enjoyed to watch your video, such a amazing and photography also :)
I'm going to follow you for seen more your precious post!

hahah some awesome content there looks cool : )


lots of funny stuffs. impressive post @awgbibb

@resteemia
reteemed & upvoted & commented & followed

great post again alan.. you made my day again..

its interesting and amazing wow thanks for sharing

Good post. Thanks for sharing.

hahah very good post by you this is so cool

You have a fun channel. I like your style. Joy

It's so annoying when a man doesn't know the answer to a problem except what someone else tells him then he is certain it must be God's own truth! Congradulations on getting it sorted with the cops so easily.

thats funny @awgbibb

Funny videos , keep posting, thanks friend

@awgbibb.. ha ha really a very funny images and videos...really a awesome fun..thank you for sharing with us... have a nice day...

funny indeed. it's great entertainment i really enjoyed your post.
Cheers!

wow..all video is nice and funny...thanks for post.

good job. nice video @awgbibb

Wow funny post brother

It's funny because it's just a head!!! Mwahaha!

Is a very funny post

Nice Collection

great post amazing and funny videos and the pictures really like it a lot..

My father always makes me feel ashamed on the street when he has colics. Then he blames me. what a pity!

I bet you still have a few stories to make yet as well! It aint over till its over!

For Sure! Thanks for the Visit.

besides the humour of your permanently exiling the owner to hell island is the quaint South African practice of petro cards - here in Canada we just put everything on Visa and make minimum payments forever, ha ha.

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Ha ha ha! Each post is also a window that opens in a blooming garden!😂

And fun and I'll go, what could be better?

really funny 😂

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Haha funny video and funny pictures..love your all post which always make me feel happy😂😂.really funny video too..thanks for always sharing this funny picture and video 😊😊

If you got time please visit my post..will be really appreciated

funny stuff , good post 1 funny

This is so great! You got the great point here......

Great post...Loved your funny jokes and video..It very nice to see it..I am glad to see it..@awgbibb

great bro like your all collection post 😊

amazing stuff.. what a classic parody Toilet humor haha makes my day.. .

We are living in the year 2018 And that Chinese barber is living in the year 2068 😂😂😂 I’ll think carefully before asking for something using signs and gestures now cause i love my coffee .great post. Hilarious and gives the fun of instagram.thanks

that's amazing one really like them also very funny one ☺😂😂😂 great one as always @awgbibb

great collection of amezing vedio love your Post.😚

very funny and enjoyable post. Thanks for sharing.

woow. very nice photograghy.. your post.really.. very. informative.. that is. really amaging.. thanks for sharing.

Wow wonderful videos, I enjoy them @awgbibb

much obliged for sharing such a pleasant recordings in a single post .

up voted done

hahaha really funny nice post thanks for sharing upvoted and resteemed

also very good funny job.
thank you so much.
best of luck!

hahahahahaha................................
upvoted // resteem
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extraordinary post again alan.. you filled my heart with joy once more.
I'm join in steemit a couple of days prior,in the event that it's not all that much inconvenience @awgbibb check my profile once

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waow amazing collection i like it thank you for sharing

chronicles of alan is back wow!!

@awgbibb - Funny Sir... I mostly like video #2 Sir...

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Ha hA Ha.. thats like a great post..verry funny post boss..thanks for sharing..i upvot you..!!

Amazing videos......
Great post....
Thanks for share.......

@awgbibb Such a great article This is great video and professional work
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I like your all post amazing & funny

Lol liked the translation image ,the waiter did the right thing though ;)

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very nice video & i like you sir...you are the best

Great,,,
This is really cool :)

Hahaha...
great funny videos ...
I really like it....

That looks awesome!!!
Resteem

very funny post great enjoymint .

You have such a freaky Steemit page, I had to follow.
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May Len give you comfort.

You're so nice for commenting on this post. For that, I gave you a vote! I just ask for a Follow in return!