Rock Stars Fall to Earth

"Rock Stars Fall to Earth" as reported Thursday by the ONN. "Rock stars have indeed fallen to earth!" says a man from Manfred, Kansas. These rocks apparently are the sole inspiration for many pop songs for centuries according to local scientists. Rocks were recovered after falling to Earth early Thursday morning. An eyewitness states,"It was brilliant. I was blinded by the light." These rocks are part of a large comet that comes by earth every 5 to 10 years collecting cosmic particles on it's journey, and sprinkling down different genres in it's passing. Some songs have been linked to various songs already such as Rock Lobster, Earth Angel, Smells Like Teen Spirit,(more recently) Cool For the Summer, and many others spanning several decades. A moderate amount of rocks were unable to be identified as they burned up early on reentry into the atmosphere. Scientists are eager to study these pieces more to determine long term effects to a subject's subconsciousness.