For many years, these four guys have been going on the same camping trip to Pine Grove. It had become a tradition that they couldn’t miss. Three days before they were going to leave, Eric’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t allowed to go. Eric’s buddies are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do?
Two days later the three guys head to Pine Grove without Eric. When they get to the camping site, they find Eric sitting there with his tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
“Dang, Eric, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife Whitney into letting you go?”
“Well, I’ve been here since yesterday evening. I was sitting in my chair and Whitney came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, “Guess who?” I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. Well, she’s been reading ’50 Shades of Grey…
On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she told me, “Do whatever you want.”