Ruining my drink.

Yesterday, I took the wife and kid to the zoo. We hadn't been there in years, and thought it would be a great way to finish off our weekend. While we were there, I decided to get a Icee, blue raspberry was the flavor. They gave it to me, and I asked for a straw. They pointed to this straw dispenser on the side of the the line. So I walked over, and grabbed one, what came out was this. Something about a all natural straw, that was 100% good for the environment. Well it only took about 3 min and felt like I had a wet napkin in my mouth the whole time, but I gave it a shot. 5 minutes later, I had to throw it away, because I was hating myself, and had to go to the good old trusty plastic spoon. That they give you to combat the environment.