Comedy Open Mic Round #39 - This morning I'm a Steemit Billionaire! Go Home Steemit! You're Drunk

in funny •  6 years ago  (edited)

$100 Billion to be exact! I guess I can retire now. It feels good to be a whale. I will share the love and upvote everyone...

I will buy every steemian a Turkey with my new found riches. Now if only my upvote could reflect those numbers that would be great.

On a more serious note, this is not looking good.

On an even more serious note, I nominate @shasta and @solominer to make an entry :D

When I joined Steemit I made the decision to always Power-Up my earnings. For now, payouts are set to 50/50 but you bet I will convert & Power Up! Besides internal transfers, I have never cashed out and don't plan on it! Power-Up only!

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Well, here is my account:

The funniest thing is - I do not even know how to name this figure.

13 digits !

That's 3 Trillion :o

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imma make a meme post now that is gold

After spending 95% on drugs, you can power up with the rest.