April Fools Day

I do love a good fools day prank and the trick is to get in early before anyone realises it is actually April fools Day. This is the key. Some have worked out better than others over the year which I will go into more detail in this post.
My favorite one has to be the one I pulled in work. An easy one. We have our own parking spaces and most of the cars are backed into their spaces. These spaces are up against a wall. So I got me an A4 size sheet of paper and wrote :
Honk if you like big willys

Laminated the sheet and stuck it to their reg plate on the back of their cars. All 9 of them.
Willy's in Ireland is slang for penis of course if any of you cowboy's don't understand the lingo.
Once 6 O Clock rolled up my colleagues left for work in a hurry to get home and loan behold there were honked off the motorway by big willy loving female drivers!
I got a phonecall off a few thinking that they had something wrong with their car. So they pulled over and found the sheet. One girl stopped at a petrol station and got propositioned by a guy with a big willy. After he walked off laughing she was still in the dark what was on the back of her car. So I received a call when I got home
WAS IT YOU YA @£$%£ER?
Was what me?
That was a good one.

I told my girlfriends mother one fools day that my dog had died falling down a hole. She went down to the shop where my mother was working with a box of chocolates for my mother.
Sorry about the dog Una
My mother was looking at her.
What about the bloody dog?
I hear he was chasing a cat and fell down a giant hole?
No Ossy is at home by the fire
I had both Mammy's ringing me up complaining that day.
That was not a good prank to play the mother told me while scoffing a box of milk trays

Last year I told the wife we got hacked and lost all our savings. That went down like a house on fire.

I have still to come up with this years one and i am running out of time. Help!

I love a good prank call as well. This went viral a few weeks ago from Irish radio about a pervert ringing up about a tramploine. 😂😂. Give it a listen to the end. It is hilarious.