Her ass was up, her face was down, I seen her in the dark. The jig was up, I was out to clown, what a lovely place to park. And so with haste, I did proceed, I opened her up, I had to fill the need. There was no complaint, so I jumped right in, without a thought of our future sins. Once inside I realised - I'd left my keys on the hook inside!
DOUBLE UPTUCK! (
x 2 )
@calva upvote this man's funny words!
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C-C-C-C-combo!
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Thanks :)
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Cheers, I'll try to bring more funnies.
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I laughed, upvoted.
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Thanks buddy, that's the aim :)
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