MAD LIB: You're hungover as fuck and it's mountain hike adventure time!

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Hi! Hello there! Happy Saturday! What's going on!?


Welcome to this Mad Lib I made about your [ADJECTIVE] mountain adventure!

Time to [VERB] out that [WRITING IMPLEMENT] and start filling in some [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] blanks, yo!!

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You are at [PROPER NOUN] Trailhead with [NAME OF FRIEND WHO IS A BAD INFLUENCE].

Good job! You made it.

Now it’s about time to get this [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] hiking party started!

Let's go [ADVERBIAL EXPLETIVE] [VERB] that [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] mountain, man!!

But wait.

Hold on.

Stop!

Some total [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] [EXPLETIVE] forgot to bring the coffee like he promised! What the [EXPLETIVE]!!

[EXPLETIVE] you for not bringing the coffee, [NAME OF FRIEND WHO IS A BAD INFLUENCE]!!

Great, now you're gonna have to climb this [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] mountain nursing that hangover without any caffeine to take the edge off!

Yeah, that's right, you're hungover as [EXPLETIVE] right now! But hey, it could have been so much worse! Just imagine if you had actually finished off that bottle of —

[EXPLETIVE]!!

You [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] finished it off, didn't you! You're a [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] idiot! This is the worst hangover you've ever had while climbing a [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] mountain!

And guess what, it's not gonna get any [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] easier now that you've left the trailhead! Your life is [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] miserable right now!

This is all [NAME OF FRIEND WHO IS A BAD INFLUENCE]’s fault! He’s the [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] piece of [EXPLETIVE] who encouraged you to keep drinking even though you both knew you’d had way too much already!

[EXPLETIVE] that guy!!

Here's a good idea, you should just punch [NAME OF FRIEND WHO IS A BAD INFLUENCE] right in the [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] face!!

Yeah, just like that! Good job!

Serves him right for not bringing the [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] coffee like he said he was going to!

He’s probably gonna be unconscious for a while now, so you might as well just lie down right there in the grass and sleep off the rest of your hangover!

After all, the mountain’s not going anywhere!!

You can just [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] climb it some other time!

…

…

All right!!

What a [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] great adventure you had today!!

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🏔🏔🏔

Hello from the high Rockies of Colorado. My name is Brandt, pleased to meet you. I’m a marketing copywriter. I live in a little ghost town called Leadville. If you like mountains, snow, jokes, running, hiking, breathing, not working, etc., then you and I have a lot in common. Thanks for stopping by, and have a lovely day!

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      ·  7 years ago 

    I [Expletive] love coffee and also [Expletive] hate hangovers! Thanks for writing this [Adjectival Expletive] story and sharing your [Expletive] epic photo XD

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      ·  7 years ago 

    You're very [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] welcome! Thanks for the [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] comment!!

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      ·  7 years ago 

    I LOVE mad libs, I mean absolutely fucking love them. I spent many hilarious hours on these as a kid...and then many more with my own small ones ;)

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      ·  7 years ago 

    They're pretty great, aren't they? With the possible exception of the one I've written here. It's pretty [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] bad.

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        ·  7 years ago 

      [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] great post, @brandt. I really [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] [PAST TENSE VERB] it!

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        ·  7 years ago 

      So [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] glad I could [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] entertain you!

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          ·  7 years ago 

        Oh great, you're alive again? It's a miracle! A [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] miracle!! I got to know Mad Libs here on Steemit, and this one's [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] [SPECULATIVE COMPLIMENT OR INSULT]!! [SPECULATIVE COMPLIMENT OR INSULT] job you did here, [ADJECTIVAL TERM TO REFER TO YOU]!

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          ·  7 years ago 

        [EXPLETIVE] yeah I'm [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] alive!! Death can't keep this [SELF-REFERENTIAL EXPLETIVE] down for long, that's for [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] sure! Thanks for the [ADJECTIVAL EXPLETIVE] comment!

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            ·  7 years ago 

          YEah, always punch that friend in the face if they dont bring the coffee!

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            ·  7 years ago 

          He totally deserved it.

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