Get A Job Crypto Bro

in funny •  7 years ago  (edited)

Submitted to Comedy Open Mic Round 4

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The clock is ticking on Crypto Bro. His "girlfriend" is pushing him hard to get back the money he charged on her Credit Card. While Crypto Bro has his own plans for making that money back. He is sure that Dtube and Steemit are his meal tickets out of tough times.


▶️ DTube
▶️ IPFS

I nominate @kevinli and @myndnow to pariticipate in @comedyopenmic round 4

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HaHaHa that's great.

glad you liked @cryptokidd

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

HAHA! Here man, have 10 cents!

sry, it was 8 cents. i didnt see. ill vote another post of yours

every 10 cents helps my man....glad you enJoyed

Jobs are definitely over-rated. ;)

All too real, LOL.

hahaha!

👍👍👍 - 9cents! sure brings back memories of our first upvotes.

yes...it does...and waabaam...your upvote was like last years .09 cents....thanks for bringing the future!! big love my friend!

welcome....keep raising the bar here on Steem with your awesome comedy!

cheers my man i will.... newest crypto bro episode just released!

hahaha i love it. "bye, bro" " missing you already" haha

pause..... oh job...uggg. you spotted my favorite bit. love having your eyes and input brah!

I feel ya, no one wants a job where they have to wear pants!

yes...no pants is always best. thanks for popping by @comedyopenmic loving what you areup to!!

And we enjiy the smiles. Btw you can do two entries per week if you're game. ...

thanks for letting me know @comedyopenmic
i think i snuck in my second entry pre the deadline!!!
https://steemit.com/funny/@buttcoins/olwqzcyz

So bro, no dinero for the mama's card, job and a shave , I'm guessing you have another way out , so don't keep us in suspense to long. Well done by both of ya'll/

very soon....and yeah...crypto bro has some tricks up is sleeve still

LOLOL!!! "9 cents?"

:D

glad ya found me @dnews!!

hahah i enjoyed it truly awesome videos you make bro

ever so kind to say @cityslicker

Always great. I can't wait to see what happens next. Is Cryto Bro going to get that job? Good work.

haha...yes....the answer to your question is coming very soon

You got my 3.8 cents worth! Now, remember, never get a J.O.B.

Never!!!

crypto bro hahah you got to find a job

sad day my man, sad day

YEP definitely need to shave hahahahah!! Crypto bro on the roll!! Love ur wife She is definitely in character!! U guys r so cute! Enjoy the joy!!

yes...she loves acting pissed at me...comes natural to her...hehe

Ha ha steemit is my job!!!! For reals crypto-bro. I'm gonna send you $0.19 right now bjammm. Wow, that's like $0.57. This shit is real!! ;-)

are you the generous whale i have been searching for??

Job & Shave... couldn't get any worst for CryptoBro... He better figure something out.. :)) Compared with the first clip... It's a very big improvement, I'm actually hooked, and always waiting for the next episode... Great job guys!! Think, Bro... Think it out... Fk. J&S...:))

thanks @abbak7 yeah...its so funny. i worked so many hours on those earlier vids...and they arent so good...now i put in way less time and they come out much better. funny thing this learning curve

A job, what do mean?? Steemit is my job hahaha Love crypto bro! I hope i get to meet him one day!!

He want to meet you too @maslowmission

as long as you are here no need to worry hahahh :D

very kind...cheers

hahah that's the family pressure lol

heat is on...clock is ticking

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

A Job?!
Shave?!

More! Bravo!

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