Hey Steemit - What's your go-to party joke/funny story?

in funny •  8 years ago 

You're at a party, talking with a group of new people you've just recently met, and the attention turns to you.

You've got the perfect moment to start telling your 'best' funny story or joke - What's your go-to?

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Man visits the doctor for the results of his tests. 'Bad news,' the doctor says, 'It's terminal.'

'How long have I got?' the man asks.

'Ten,' says the doc.

'Ten whaat??' screams the man.

'Nine,' says the doctor.

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