A naval officer was standing beside the driver on the bus, not sitting down, to avoid the ironing of the uniform. A drinker got on the bus, went to the officer, pulled his sleeve, and said to buy a ticket. The officer ignored him. But the drunkard kept on, and the officer turned and said, "friend, I am not a conductor, I am a naval officer." "Well," replied the drunk, "stop the boat and I'll take the bus."
（一个海军军官在公共汽车上，站在司机旁边、不坐下来，以免弄折熨得笔挺的制服。一个有酒意的人上了车，走到军官身边，拉拉他的衣袖，说要买张车票。军官没理会他。但醉汉锲而不舍，于是军官转身说：“朋友，我不是售票员，我是海军军官。”“那么”，醉汉答道，“把船停下来，我要搭公共汽车。”）
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