Upvote This Poem To One Thousand Dollars!
U Support my blog, U can't say no.
But no whales so far have seemed to take note.
So in order to secure a herculean upvote,
The measures I take may seem a bit drastic.
Copy pasta is the game every comment the same.
"Hello, bro, great post, upvoted and followed.
U PLEASE ALSO CHECK MY BLOG AND FOLO ME 2??"
They see the same content; I bet it's getting stale.
I better let 'em know 'bout the perfection I drop.
Only a matter of time, I'm headin' for the top!
Even though if you look closely, I know that it may seem
It took me only 30 seconds to create this crappy meme.
With logic I have analyzed the value I should get.
Fifty dollars? A hundred? Nah they're all a steal.
Unless I get a thousand best believe that I been gipped!
And you better well upvote me once this poem you read.
Don't worry, I'm convinced! It ain't no big disgrace
That I plagiarized these verses from my Steemit feed.
By @d-pend
8/31/17
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ok. i'll upvote this one
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This man knows how we do things around here!
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That was really hilarious 😂
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Tryna lighten the mood a bit ;)
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It worked! You made me laugh. If only it wasn't so tragic sometimes. He!
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Sheer comedic genius! That is... if you're actually joking and you don't need a quick $1000 for shady activities XD
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UVPOTE MY GUD BLOG
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I give you good love long time
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😁
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The only way to the top is hard work. I don't know how people think people will vote for somebody who does very little. It is sad but unfortunately so true. You must get a lot of those I vote for you so you vote for me. And they don't even vote. Oh well, such is life. Have a wonderful day today!!!!! :D
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Ha ha. Nice pictures, so beautiful. Upvote and follow me too. /sarcasm
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Hahahahaha! The best poem I have seen so far on Steemit.com, @d-pend! You have just received my upvote!
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Somebody please make this a song!!!!
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Haha, it's amazing isn't?? Thanks for entertaining me. Can't believe those fools think this is what Steemit is for!
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A fun way to start the day!! :D As always, I'm a fan.
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I finally get here, but as you can see I still haven't gotten out of the house, so can't give this the comment love it deserves.
be back soon to do more though
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yes it is original real post
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upvoted!
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Fine! lol...
Maybe consider https://steemit.com/photography/@wearetheshow/resteem-this-post
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Oh... and
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You got me hahaha
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:D
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OK you got me. That was good, have an upvote!
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:D Thank you
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You also have to riddle us what happens if you don't reach your grade bud
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Only Deity knows, sir.
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Haha, great poem :D This tactic gotta work... My logic is undeniable.
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Exactly @droucil!!! ;)
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hahaha i upvoted thiss crazy poem :P
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Thank ye kindly!
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This post received a 1.5% upvote from @randowhale thanks to @d-pend! For more information, click here!
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!originalworks
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@OriginalWorks Mention Bot activated by @d-pend. The @OriginalWorks bot has determined this post by @d-pend to be original material and upvoted it!
To call @OriginalWorks, simply reply to any post with @originalworks or !originalworks in your message!
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What a relief, @originalworks. I really thought I plagiarized this from the aetherweb!
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This post has received a 10.10 % upvote from @buildawhale thanks to: @d-pend. Send 0.100 or more SBD to @buildawhale with a post link in the memo field to bid on the next vote.
To support our curation initiative, please vote on my owner, @themarkymark, as a Steem Witness
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@d-pend got you a $1.48 @minnowbooster upgoat, nice! (Image: pixabay.com)
Want a boost? Click here to read more!
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This post has received a 0.52 % upvote from @drotto thanks to: @banjo.
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You have collected your daily Power Ups! Your posts received total upvotes worth of 2.75$.
Learn how to power up smart here!
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upvoted for you thanks for sharing with us bro
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This post has received a 10.10 % upvote from @booster thanks to: @d-pend.
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This post has received a Bellyrub and 4.49 % upvote from @bellyrub thanks to: @d-pend. Send SBD to @bellyrub with a post link in the memo field to bid on the next vote, every 2.4 hours. Be sure to vote for my Pops, @zeartul, as Steem Witness Hope you enjoyed your bellyrub!
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This post has received a 28.57 % upvote from @lovejuice thanks to: @d-pend. They have officially sprayed their dank amps all over your post rewards. GOOD TIMES! Vote for Aggroed!
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i upvote you post .
And resteem.ok
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This post has received a 15.81 % upvote from @nettybot thanks to: @d-pend.
Send 0.100 SBD to @nettybot with a post link in the memo field to bid on the next vote.
Oh, and be sure to vote for my owner, @netuoso, as Steem Witness
Have a great day!
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Lol I wrote a similar poem recently. Yours is better though :p
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HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS RAD SIR!!
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