"I WAS BORN A FARM, MILKING COWS SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL"

in funny •  7 years ago  (edited)

BEING BORN SOMEWHERE, DOES NOT MAKE CALF-NAPPING & THEN PLAYING WITH MOM'S NIPPLES ANY LESS WIERD.

darth_vader_at_the_farm_by_prokaryont-d6nry5x.jpg
Image

HAVE YOU EVER MILKED A GIRAFFE?

......MILKED A DOG?

......MILKED A CAT?

Screen shot 2017-12-16 at 20.11.16.png
Image

102-Meet-the-Parents-quotes.gif
Image

COWS ARE NOT QUEING UP, ASKING US TO MILK THEM.

"OOH, OOH, MOO MOO, MILK ME FIRST!!!"

Screen shot 2017-12-16 at 20.07.56.png
Screen shot 2017-12-16 at 20.08.38.pngScreen shot 2017-12-16 at 20.06.11.png

COWS ARE ENSLAVED, IN WORSE CONDITIONS THAN ANY HUMAN CRIMINAL ON YOUR EARTHLY PLANE.

@DarthVegan

download.jpeg

Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away.


Authors get paid when people like you upvote their post.
If you enjoyed what you read here, create your account today and start earning FREE STEEM!
Sort Order:  

Sneaky Ninja Attack! You have been defended with a 20.34% vote... I was summoned by @darthvegan! I have done their bidding and now I will vanish...Whoosh

I fully agree with your post @darthvegan. Most people just see obtaining milk from a cow as natural. Throw the name of any other animal in there and everyone thinks its weird or crazy. It all comes down to what people have been conditioned to believe is normal.

"Normal & Necessary"
COULD NOT BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH.