Flies

in funny •  7 years ago 

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

  • "What are you doing? " She asked.

  • "Hunting Flies" He responded.

  • "Oh. Killing any? " She asked.

  • "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. - "How can you tell? "

He responded, - "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone. "

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