WHO AM I

in funny •  7 years ago 

Night.

A sleeping couple is lying in a bed.

Door bell rings.

A couple wakes up.

Woman: "Quick! My husband is back!"

Man jumps out from a window.

Flying down he starts to think: "Shit! But I am the husband!"

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