Cars and Women.... more similar than you might think

in funny •  6 years ago 

So..... i believe cars and women have a lot in common...... hear me out on this one.... trust me it makes sense.... we love their curves.... we get jealous when our neighbor has a nicer one..... as teenage boys we pin posters of them on our walls..... most of our pay checks are wasted on them...... and there’s only 2 ways for a guy like me to get inside a really fucking nice one.... either get rich.... or commit a serious felony!!!

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Haha so true, if it's got tits or wheels it will give you trouble. If they are both together it's double trouble lol.

I have no idea how its even legal for them to drive.... next thing you know they will be allowed to vote

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