I am really devastated because I'm not there!
I wanted to go to Amsterdam so much, but my whole environment was against me. This all situation around me became to be very complicated. First, I lost my job, then I found another one, but between those two jobs, I had two months of spending my savings and planning the future. There is always a job issue, or a money issue, especially if you want to start your own business and you would work anywhere and anything, just to earn more money for your project.
But this whole thing about SteemFest made me very sad. I was dreaming about magic wand this night and it could teleport me directly on SteemFest. So, I woke up this morning with an idea:
I WILL INVENT A TELEPORTATION DEVICE!!!
Teleportation / teletransportation is transfer of matter or energy from one point to another.
Scientist say that is not possible to teleport macroscopic object, like us. They claim that is possible to teleport only microscopic object, as a quantum stage. Energy and particle can also be teleported.
I have my own idea and I began to think that all those scientist were wrong! It is very easy to make a teleportation device. Especially if you want to teleport yourself to Amsterdam!
WARNING:
If you want to make this teleportation device for yourself, you should know that this invention also makes you invisible, so you will appear on desired point, but nobody will be able to see you. But you will see them all!
I have all ingredients here, at my home! This is the most important ingredient and you must know how to handle it:
And the rest of unavoidable parts:
And this is final product, my teleportation device:
@dumar022, just take a magic carpet ride. This is hilarious my friend. I wish I was at steemfest.
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i know, man. Thank you a lot!
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Ha ha ha, Have you Try the Wild Mushroom , The Red One?
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hahaha, do you wanna piece of it?
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Yes, Provided Super Mario comes with it.
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How many seats does it have?
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man, i can organize a bus
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