If my dad was alive to see what I am writing right now, he would probably kill me. But today is different time than 30 years ago and I claim that a man can be a "househusband" to a successful and very rich businesswoman without being sissy or coot! These are my reasons why I could be that:
01. I lived completely alone for eight years and in that period I learned to take care of myself. I keep my place clean and orderly. I'm not a "cleaning freak" and you would probably find a lot of dirt under the couch, but nothing serious.
02. I cook everything! You wanna cooked, baked, fried, roasted? I can do it all and you will lick your fingers. I enjoy cooking, I'm very experienced, but I prepare meals with my hands, definitely yes in underwear. My kitchen is "men's kitchen", and it includes a lot of red meat, fish and vegetables! I always make big mess in my kitchen, but clean it later.
03. I have both, college education and street education. It is useful for raising the kids, it cannot be bad when you have a father who experienced good and bad side of life!
04. I can paint walls, break them down, then build new ones, I can install electricity into apartment, install pipes into walls, set ceramic tiles, set parquet and fix washing mashine.
05. Kids love me! When I talk to two years old kid, I have two years too! Kids of all ages find me interesting and listen to me. But I can be very authoritative also, so they must respect me!
06. When I drive, you always get on your meeting on time! I have never flied an airplane, but if we were in airplane with ten other people and with dead pilot, I wouldn't let anybody to take controles of the plane, but - myself! I was born for this kind of things.
07. I act very protective to people I love! I'm not a guy with an apron and if someone touchs my family, I turn in some kind of werewolf, I cannot describe it, but it is better to avoid these situations!
08. I am very resourceful and I react quickly. If my "business - wife" loses her job, I would take control in my hands without waiting a second. I have great biography and education, but in the same time, I can earn money in dozen ways without having a job!
09. I have need for exercise but I have a lot of extra energy, so I can provide rich, wild and creative sexual life, which is the best possible treatment for this business ladies after stressful day on their jobs.
10. I am not expensive! All I need is a joint or two every night when everybody goes to sleep!
paging @stellabelle.
She could start her own bachelorette contest.
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ha ha! perhaps you are right.............
a house husband.....sure. My only issue is that I lose interest in forming relationships like 95% of the time.....
I literally forget about them.
"This is not any kind of advertisement, if it was, I would put my half naked photo in my kitchen on it!"
An advertisement that claims not to be an advertisement.
This actually sounds too good to be true. I've been fooled before, and I will never be fooled again! Reputation first, everything else is hot air.
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Is the photo ; top half , or bottom half ?
Just trying to visualize is all : )
/ hugz ; )
eah , Yeah , YEAH ; we get it : ) says the person with a Reputation of 72 ! ! !
... Reputation First ; /blah , / blah , /blah . . .
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You're forgetting the main point: got to be good looking and fit. She won't care how good your pasta tastes or how smooth your drywall is if your gut won't fit in the Porsche without pushing the seat all the way back.
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I was thinking the same thing. You've got to stay in shape. A friend of mine made his bank at Wall Street very young and is now a househusband. after he gets the kids off to school he knocks back a healthy homemade smoothy then hits the gym for an hour.
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funny thing is: i already posted hundreds of my funny photos and grimaces on steemit. oh, shit
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This made me laugh. This is a great post on why it's great to be a house-husband. But what makes me laugh is the implication that preferably the wife would be wealthy.
Do you need a lot of money to support a lavish lifestyle as a house-husband?
(great post btw)
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Number 10 . "I am not expensive! All I need is a joint or two every night when everybody goes to sleep!"
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LOL
OK so you would make a great househusband to a wealthy woman.
What I am asking is
Would you not make a great house-husband to any woman?
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yes but i can't make all these things if i must work or even think about existential problems
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Well if you must work you're not a house husband but I see your point. Anyway I hope you find your sugarmama ;)
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great points!
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Bang, just like that
WooHoo
Good for ya 👍❤️✅🆙🆒🔥🔥🔥🌶🌶🌶
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Honestly,
if I somehow ended up in a marriage with an extremely rich businesswoman, I would probably just play videogames all day and become a fat slob.
Once I got the divorce through, I would just take my well deserved recompensation for the lost years to go and 'find my true self' by spending it on pottery and yoga courses in sunny places.
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sounds like dream comes true
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@dumar022
I see it To da Moon
Hasn't stop yet
Hot topic 🌶🌶🌶🔥🔥🔥
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Equality and diversity nowt wrong with that!
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Hahhah. Great Post!
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@dumar022, you gotta love @blocktrades. Awesome post
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thank you man, thanks @blocktrades
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everyone could be strong,just fight it.check mine,a story of how a girl getting strong throught years.https://steemit.com/cn/@kyleb15/clannad-cosplay-photography-special-edition-clannad-cosplay
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LOVE THIS HAHHAH I am a future rich business woman and I approve this message!
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Kool ; ladies always ask me why I am so good with kids . . .
I could always respond " well I have just never grown up myself " ; but I prefer to answer , ' kids will always respond to you if you act like a kid and never spend more than 15 minutes with them ' ! ! !
This way the novelty value never wears off nor gets old for the child . . .
Women HATE this answer ; remember some of these ladies are stuck with their kids almost every minute of every day in their waking lives . . .
So guys ; trying to earn some serious cred points with your lady , simply get the kids out of the way so your lady can have some " Her " ' Time ' alone ! ! !
After all , she might even show her appreciation : )
/ hugz ; )
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