CRINGE-WORTHY JOKE OF THE WEEK (Volume 2)

in funny •  8 years ago  (edited)


"A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people.” - John Cleese


I began Cringe-Worthy Joke of the Week on another social media site that begins with the letter “F” and shall remain nameless. This idea was born when I discovered that people just weren’t telling jokes anymore. We need jokes now more than ever because the ultimate antidote to both seriousness and self-absorption is h-u-m-o-r.

I’ve noticed lately that the telling of jokes (especially wonderfully corny/cringe-worthy ones) is an art that begs to be revived before it completely flat-lines. This is how the idea for this weekly series was born.

Humor is a survival mechanism, it’s the relief-valve of humanity, a means of artistic expression, and a way to bring us all together. Laughter truly is the universal language.

Share a joke of your own with us in the comments below (it might be used in future posts).

Here it is, the Cringe-Worthy Joke of the Week:

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man riding a tricycle and a nicely dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire! 😂


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I like short corny jokes! One of my earliest posts showcased 10 one liners.

Thanks for sharing yours, and always remember, you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!

They're definitely not everyone's "cup of tea" but I'm glad you enjoyed it! Good one by the way...is that from Groucho Marx?

Thanks, I think it is! Here's another of his:

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Love it, @kenny-crane! I like the play on words!

Came here for a bad joke....was not disappointed.

Ouch! These kinds of jokes aren't for everyone.

No no, I meant that in a good way!

Oh, good! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

I must agree with your premus. We have had our sence of humer remove by the Government.

I love to hear jokes, BUT... I am the worst joke teller ever. I either crack myself up and no one else found it funny, or I get to the end and forget the punchline.

I have the exact same problem but it does get easier with practice. I actually want to go to an amateur open mic night and try my hand at stand up comedy. I have to work my way up to that though!

I listen to my custom comedy station on Pandora app in my car more than anything else.

I LOVE good stand up comedy. A friend of mine and I have been to both Zanies and Second City in Chicago...we enjoyed ourselves way more at Zanies. Who's your favorite comedian? I liked Carlin.

Oooh!

I know! It's so bad.

Haha.

Fnar Fnar, to keep up with the bicycle theme
What do you call a Nun on a bike?
A cyclist....... Budum tsch!

Ha! Thanks for the comment and the joke Budum....tsch! : )

heh heh
thanks for keeping the humor coming

Thanks! I'd like to keep this up at least once a week. I think this is about all my readership can handle. : )

I could handle it 3x a week! not nearly enough jokes in my world ;-)

I have a storehouse of them @natureofbeing. : )

hehe can't wait

Great initiative to bring humor! The joke was actually better than expected! :) You, sir, deserve to be followed!

Glad you enjoyed it @writingamigo! I'll be doing this once a week from now on, very likely on Monday because people really need to laugh on Mondays. : )

True! Looking forward to it!

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

: )

xD we call those "dry jokes" in Portugal

Yes! I love all jokes but especially the dry ones. : ) Thanks for your comment @kanoptx

Hahhaaaaa. I like it. I love Christmas bon-bons for this reason, they have the best bad jokes ever. I'm pretty sure they have all be collected by a secret society of ridiculously dorky dads meeting in basements and garages once a year to record them all and send them off to the elves. They are probably called the Buffoons (Brilliantly UnFunny Fraternity Of Old Nitwits Society). I bet they drink port!
I like this joke: There are two fish in a tank. One of them says to the other, 'How do we operate the flamethrower?'

another social media site that begins with the letter “F” and shall remain nameless

There's nothing wrong with posting on Fark.com. I loved it when I was younger.

I was referring to Facebook. What is Fark?

Just kidding. It's a humorous news aggregation site.

Now I have to check it out! : )