William Southold | Opinion Columnist |The Southold Report
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“I love this country so much,” Trump will announce in his acceptance speech Thursday night, “that I have donated my sons, the amazing Don Jr. and his heroic brother Eric, to be part of a Coronavirus vaccine study that will save the nation.”
“The boys will roll up their sleeves and take one for our fantastic country,” Trump will add. “Like me, they are not afraid to go where others fear to walk.”
Upon getting this advanced word from someone who is working on Trump’s acceptance speech, I nosed around and found out the underlying story.
While it is true both boys are to be part of a vaccine study, Trump was told beforehand that one of the boys could be guaranteed to be assigned to the placebo group.
“Placebo, that means they won’t get the experimental stuff,” Trump wanted to know first off. He was told that was correct.
“Can I choose which one?” Trump asked. When he was told he could, he picked Don Jr. “I like Don Jr.,” Trump told his speech writer. “They can experiment on Eric all they want. That boy is a lost cause anyway.”
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