Recipe for happiness

in funny •  7 years ago 

How to Make a Man Happy:

  1. Have sex with him
  2. Eat it
  3. Let him alone!

How to make a woman happy?
It seems not so difficult! The man should only be:

  1. Friend
  2. Company
  3. Lover
  4. Brother
  5. Father
  6. Holder
  7. Teacher
  8. Chef
  9. Electrical engineering
  10. Plumber
  11. Mechanic
  12. Decorator
  13. Stylist
  14. Sexologist
  15. Gynecologist 16. Psychologist
  16. Psychiatrist
  17. Doctor

In addition, it should be:

19.Bold
20.Organized
21.Good father
22.Chambroblast
23.Lovely
24.Good
25.Generous
26.Gentle
27.Mill
28.Gallant
29.Intelligent
30.Educated
31.With a sense of humor
32.Inventory

33.Sports type
34.Strong
35.Understanding
36.Retarding
37.Patient
38.Lenient
39.Careful
40.Soft
41.Relaxed
42.Ambitious
43.Resolute
44.Reliable
45.Loved
46.Lean
Not forgetting this:

47.Often compliments
48.Loving to go to the shops
49.Do not scandal and look for problems
50.Be rich
51.Do not tease her
52.Do not look at other women

At the same time, it is necessary:

53.Be attentive to it
54.Do not be jealous
55.To be understood with her family
56.To find time for it and at the same time to leave space
57.Take care of her

... and VERY IMPORTANT:

58.NEVER !!! not to forget with the past dates:

  • her birthday

  • the first meeting

  • engagement

  • the wedding

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