Here's to a little bit of humor and laughs before calling it a night (or day). Hope you enjoy this one.

In a toilet of an office:

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.

In a department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In a warehouse:

WILL THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEPLADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.

In an office lunchroom in London:

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.

Outside a secondhand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

In a health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS.

In a safari park:

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

At a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

In a field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

On a leaflet:

IF YOU CAN'T READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR; THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

*All images courtesy of Pixabay.

Thanks for your time and visit. If you do happen to see any sign(s) that tell a story please feel free to write it down on the comments below. May you all have a pleasant and blessed weekend ahead.