Who Is Smarter.

in funny •  7 years ago 

Josh meet this girl on Facebook and they've been
chatting for 6 months now.
Today, he logged in and saw her online,
and started chatting immediately.
Josh: Hello dear
Thess: happy independence.
Josh: same to u dear
Thess: so where is my independence gift?
Josh: Habba! Big girl like u is asking for
independence gift?.
Thess: Abeg oo. Me am nt a big girl oo. U
wnt to deny me independence gift abi?

....Josh quickly went to buy £500 card and sent the
pin into her chat inbox....
Josh:Dear manage this pls.
Thess: noo, pls am only joking. I will nt take
that.
Josh: pls pls.
Thess: and i refuse. I cnt take anything from
u.

....Josh quickly loaded the card and transfered it
into her line account...

Thess: u think u are smart eh?

....a minute later heard an alert msg tang-tang..''£1000 is
transfered to u from...''

Josh : whats the meaning of that?
Thess: i told u, u shldnt.

...(this girl wan show
me big girl abi?) Josh used his last £2000 to
buy card, loaded it, making £3000 and sent
it to her......

....Some minutes later, an alert, tang-
tang..''£6000 is transfered to u from....'

......chaiii..this girl wan try me? And i dnt hv
any money again!....

......Josh called his friend and
borrowed the £6000 he was keeping for his
landlord, told him he will be expecting
£24,000 in the next 5min and will pay him
back. Josh quickly buy card of £6000,
and sent her the £12,000,
and kept his phone close,
to his ear expecting alert,
Ten minutes later,
instead of msg alert,
It was a call from Thess......

...''Hello dear, just called to thank you for the independence gift..we'll chat later''....

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