Joke of the day

My brother told me a joke that I thought I would share.
WARNING: Adult humor (so don't skin the dog)

A young couple decided to visit a nudist beach with their 5 yr old son.
While sitting on the beach the little boy looked around at all the ladies

Little boy: mommy why do all the girls have bigger boobs than you?

Mommy: oh dear the bigger they are the sillier the woman

The little boy pleased with the answer wandered over to splash in the water.
Pretty soon he came back to his mother

Little boy: mommy why do all the men have a bigger thing than daddy?

Mommy: oh dear the bigger the thing the dumber the man

Satisfied with this answer the little boy goes to play in the sand.

Pretty soon he comes back to his mother

Little boy: mommy, daddy is over there talking to the silliest woman on the beach and the more he talks the dumber he gets.