Although I have been working for just over thirty years (gosh I am old), I have never had the pleasure of working in “corporate America”. Aside from selling women’s shoes when I was very young, I only have experience working in children’s homes and schools. So I’m not sure if this will translate to other fields. I guess I’ll have to check out the comments to see if this annoyance is universal or unique to my area of expertise.
The annoyance: Presentations based on the ground breaking ideas of brilliant experts.
Oh please brilliant experts, tell us more of your cutting edge, groundbreaking ideas!
(The tinfoil hat is a dead giveaway that this is going to be truly special.)
It seems that every year I have taught, there has been a new initiative that is even more brilliant than the last. Sometimes, if you are very lucky, you might get access to two or three in the same year!
Luckily for me, this was one of those multiple earth shattering initiatives years.
Recently, I was lucky enough to sit in the most uncomfortable folding chair ever designed while a consultant regaled us with his brilliance. After exactly three minutes, I realized why the chairs were so freaking uncomfortable. This was no accident. It was excellent planning. If any of the audience were sitting comfortably, they would have fallen asleep after the third super cool Prezi slide.
The presenter made a huge mistake here: comfortable chairs.
The expert began by telling a story about Demosthenes, the greatest orator of ancient Greece. Apparently, he would prepare for his speeches by shouting at the ocean.
Fair enough. I’m pretty much on my way there. I shout at the clouds all the time.
After 47 more examples of people throughout history preparing for tasks in different ways, the genius began to explain his core concept.
The Learning Zone
"The learning zone?!" OMG! I am a teacher. I love the idea of my kids learning... in an entire zone! This is going to be the greatest thing ever!
I took out my pad of paper and prepared to take notes on this life-changing training.
According to one of the leading experts in the field, Eduardo Briceno, the learning zone is “where we can develop our expertise, skills and experience, and be able to make mistakes to learn from in a low stakes environment.”
Hmmmm that sounded familiar.
Apparently, the more time students (or anyone) spend in the learning zone, the better they will do when they are in the performance zone.
Over the next hour, we heard more examples, participated in small group activities at our tables, watched some videos and played a review game.
We spent two hours learning that properly practicing a skill, makes you better at that skill.
Holy Shit!
What a breakthrough!
Practice makes you better at something!
Why has everyone been holding back this information for the past 18 years?! I could have helped kids so much more if I had only known the life changing effects of practicing things that you want to get better at. Somebody really needs to start spreading the word about this!
Wow! This expert was worth every penny.
Oh wait. I mean that not only did this doofus steal 120 minutes of my life, he also stole a ton of money from my district.
Literally everyone in the world, not named Allen Iverson, already knows this.
(Hopefully everyone also knows other things that Iverson doesn’t… like don’t spend $250 million when you only have $200 million.)
Back to the educational guru.
Somehow, he duped my school into paying him for a two hour training on the importance of practice. All he had to do was change the word “practice” to “the learning zone” and then laugh all the way to the bank.
There have been times I have been stuck in line at the DMV for two hours. The only way I could pass the time was by reading and re-reading all of the public service informational posters that lined the office walls. That was a far more productive use of my time than this “training”.
Here are some other things that were more productive uses of my 120 minutes than listening to this time burglar:
- Watching get rich quick infomercials
- Listening to teenagers’ drama
- Looking at an ex’s Facebook page
- Looking up divorce lawyers after trolling my ex's Facebook page
- Arguing about daylight savings time
- Washing my car while it is raining
- Listening to Jazz Fusion
- Talking to that guy on the corner with the sandwich board that says “The end is near”
- Going purse shopping with my wife
- Listening to a time share sales pitch
- Sitting on a runway while they try to figure out how to take off even though 8 geese have made a nest on the end of the runway
- Watching paint dry
- Talking to my in-laws (This is a lie. Even I have my limits.)
By the way, here are my notes from that earth shattering bombshell dropped on us that day.
So does this only happen in the educational world?
Have you ever been to a presentation so mind-numbingly dumb that you begged to get your two hours back after it were complete... or at least have your mind erased so you never have to think about it again?
By the way, if you think this was amusing, you should check out @comedyopenmic and @punchline.
how wet is the water, did he touch on the ph level making it feel wetter? Or did he just say you might get wet when water hits you?
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Thanks for the plug. Greatly appreciate helping to get the word out.
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Thank you for running it. We need more funny content here.
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Wish I could get back some of my lost time then I would not have fucked up and I would not now be checking out my EX's FB page mutli times per day LOL.. also if I could get time back I would be rich... but we can not get time back but only the time we have left here on earth so I will start making the best of the time I do have..
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30 years working and on Steemit? thats amazing ;)
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LOL! I really hope 28 years from now I can say that and it be the truth!
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blockchains never die ;)
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yes, this happens everywhere. But, I would say that it probably happens more in anything that is paid by taxpayers. If someone can rename an idea and sell it to the Government it is a gold mine. Schools and other Public institutions are slow to react, change and spend very inefficiently. They make the greatest targets for a Guru. I learned long ago that there is no such thing as a guru. And now, by your notes on the the subject I can now refer to them as good practicers. By the way. I tested the water here and it is indeed wet. I hadn't known that so helping me out means you wasted less time than you thought there. You're a giver!!
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You're welcome! Do you think I can qualify as a water guru?
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well since I don't believe in Gurus I would say no but a person who has practiced with water yes. I can't believe we are talking about Pratkis. (that's how Iverson said it.) Funniest thing about that whole Iverson thing when it went down was that he couldn't even say it right. But, I will defend him because if you remember correctly, he fell to the ground on every drive he ever made. He was the toughest player to ever play because he was so small. I wouldn't have made him practice like the team insisted he did. He didn't need it.
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It is easy to spend money when it is someone elses money.
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Ha. As a fellow teacher, although based in the UK, I have had my time wasted at so many of these over the years, it may be a worldwide phenomenon!
Brain Gym!
Learning styles!
Current ones involve feeding back using different coloured pens.
As a result, we developed various games to play, in these meetings, my favourite was Bulls**t Bingo:
Each participant picks 5 -10 "Educational" buzz words/phrases that are in common usage.
Whenever the meeting lead drops one of these key phrases, cross it off, the winner is the first to cross off all of their words.
It's also good for staff meetings.
Other favourites include inserting lyrics from pop songs into all of our responses to the trainer, for bonus points, they should all be from the same band.
I think I could get a full summer back, if I added up all of my wasted hours from this sort of thing.
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Oh I love Buzz Word Bingo! We haven't done it in a while but we should bring it back.
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"Somehow, he duped my school into paying him for a two hour training on the importance of practice."
I always wonder how these people manage to do it. Not bringing any valuable information to the table and yet keep on making money and fooling people to pay for their worthless regurgitated shit. I am amazed.
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It's all in the presentation. Just need to really sell it and back it up with common sense data.
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OMG!!!! You are preaching to the choir with me!!! Every year it’s something new. I love when the Ministry of Education shoves jargon down our throughts about this new technique and that new strategy. The best part is in so many cases it is the same rethiric being presented in a different package with a new name. We have been on a roller coaster over the past 6 years between “We need to improve Language skills” to”Our math scores are falling” and back and forth. I have talked to teachers I work with who have told me that a presentation we just had is the same thing they weee doing 20 years ago. 🤦🏻♂️ I fully believe there is room for professional growth in any job but sometimes it seems like we are cats chasing our own tails.
Love the Allen Iverson reference!!! PRACTICE??? Lol
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Exactly! The problem is that there is nothing so new and innovative that can fill multiple hours of a paid consultant. There are many smaller tweaks that can be made that make a huge difference, but you can't charge a district thousands of dollars for 15 minutes worth of very useful tips. So we end up learning those on our own and then wasting time listening to philosophy for hours.
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I don't mean this to be coarse, but this is something of a short response medium. I know it is difficult, but I can't understand why teachers let lawyers, bureaucrats, and other well paid time wasters who are not educators have so much pull when it comes to education.
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Being pretty politically involved, It seems that it is just the government trying to raise the next generation in a way that will match their beliefs. I dont want to single out democrats because republicans have made the same mistakes, but right now it seems like a whole lot of very liberal agendas are making their way to the students. public schools operate on federal funds, and therefore to get those funds, schools have to follow more and more regulations, taking power away from the parents and the teachers, who obviously know whats best for their kids. (btw this is the reason I'm homeschooled ;-))
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LOL. You are preaching to the choir. There is not a single person with any educational experience on any of the school boards in my area. It's insane. The people in charge of millions of dollars have 0 combined minutes of experience in a classroom.
As soon as someone comes up with a better way to ensure all students (regardless of economic status, race, country of origin, and geographic location) can have access to a quality education I will jump on board whole heartedly.
I actually think steemit and steem can be a huge part of this change.
Until then I just have to try and do the best I can for the kids I work with every day.
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Berilah mereka cinta dan bila siswa nya sudah 17tahun ke atas ajari mereka bagai mengari seorang sahabat, maaf saya masih baru disini jadi belum begitu mengerti
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We have this cool thing at my work i have dubed "5 day memos" . Our idiot managers put out memos to tell us to change the way we are doing stuff ( it is ussually the most asinine way you could do it) so we will do it the "new " way and then the next week we get a memo saying we are doing it all wrong and thst we ned to do it a "new new" way. Which just so happens to be the original way.
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Oh that is hilarious (not to live through I'm sure).
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Yep, but you know what they say. What doesn't kill you gives you a dark sense of humor and unhealthy coping methods.
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I think that most so call experts are just very skilled when talking and selling regular information, but nothing more.
A lot of online courses are just that, regular people with good enough (not master like) knowledge of a subject, presenting it in a "interesting" way and there you go, you can call yourself an "expert".
I didn't knew schools could fall for things like this, but that only mean his strategy is working.
What did the other teachers say about the guy?
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Several of us talked to the administration about it. I don't think he will be back. It was so ridiculous that you either had to laugh or cry. Most of us chose to laugh... and do our best to make sure he won't be back.
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Conned by the guru of common sense
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Brilliant!
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Hahaha.. I understand how you feel, i do attend meetings with over the top presentations. But i don't have as it's work related, once i report back to the office, i just flush it off my brain.
Another over the top presenters are motivational speakers, I call them liars.. Lol.
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Yes forgetting everything ASAP is a very wise move.
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Yes, I found this funny. And I know how much of a waste of time "professional development days" can be. My husband was an English teacher for at least 100 years, actually 35. He's retired and now "practicing" on Steemit. (@johnjgeddes in case you wondered)
I'll have to get him to read your post and I can pretty much predict he'll roll his eyes, groan and then yawn - which is his go to action to signal that he is anxious. (post teacher stress)
You have perfectly captured the time burglar's MO. And yes, they do laugh all the way to the bank. I really doubt that any of them take themselves seriously as an expert of anything, except pretending. Even Tony Robbins doesn't believe his act.
FYI - we will all be in laws one day.....make yourself interesting to talk to for one day....you will not want to be on the "in law" list of jokes ....just sayin' :)
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Thanks for the advice! I am going to do my best to be as respectful as possible of my future in-laws. Even if we don't really connect, the least I can do is be respectful. But my fingers are crossed.
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I think your 'experts' in the public sector are the equivalent of meetings in the private sector. People call meetings a lot in the private sector, and they're almost always a huge waste of time, and it's because who ever called the meeting doesn't know what's going on and how to get what they want done, and they're trying to get everyone in the meeting to figure it out for them and/or do it, so they don't have to. Funny presentation BTW. I lol'd pretty hard at the "practice makes you better" mind explosion meme.
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I think you nailed it. I think sometimes people call meetings just to justify their position. What a waste of time.
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I have a presentation about a week from now, so I'm not judging right now..
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LOL! I hope you nail it, everyone learns something useful and they give you a standing ovation.
Oh and I have had to lead my share of trainings as well. This was clearly an exaggerated example.
Good luck!
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I hope so too..
Though I'd be okay just with them not laughing at me :p
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Public education in the USA--teaching you what you already knew for the past 100 years.
I work for myself now, but when I was teaching, both public school and college, I never went to a single presentation where I learned anything useful.
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My bar is set really low. If I can use 25% of what an expert presents I consider it a Home Run!
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Haha lol. That's one dope dose of satire. People, mainly politicians like to use platitudes. They talk to much but don't educate nothing. I had a lecture on college in which we had a guest talking about planning and its importance. Cool, right? That's what i thought first 15 minutes which i find enough to tell something. But professor talked about 1.5 hour about the same damn stuff all the way. And he pretended he enjoy... Or maybe he really did. That's just sadistic.
Have a nice day/night - @tonac :D
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Thanks. That is about right. The one good thing about these trainings is that it reminds me what not to do to my students. It also reminds me how hard it is for them to sit still all day.
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That's true, but on the other side we're there because it should be interesting and we love the course we're on. Then don't kill our mood or interest talking about nothing. Plan your lecture and give your best to trasnfer your knowledge to students. Professors are direct door to knowledge if teaching properly :)
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buhahahahahahahhaha!!! This is a replica of a stupid half day seminar I was sent on years ago by the computer company I worked for.... 5 hours to tell us.... drum roll please .... the way to make customers happy was to have good customer service!! yes... my life changed that day- it truly did! A couple who'd spent far too much money on dental work, hair products and plastic surgery, told us that we should smile....(ignoring the fact that we worked over the phone), and use.... are ya ready? MANNERS Yep!! Completely fuckin' life altering day.
..... pardon me while I clean up this puddle of sarcasm I inadvertently dripped onto the floor....
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That is ground breaking! Where can I sign up for that kind of brilliance?
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why please, step right this way and I will sign you up for my seminar. while you're here can I interest you in some swampland in florida?
:>D
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Well... since I've decided to read it, I have to find something that can benefit me in the future.
Actually, I've wasted a lot of time in the past because of practising not in my learning zone. There are places where you concentrate from the first second when you come in and you can learn much faster compared to doing it at home.
See, that doofus wasn't completely wrong. I've learned something today.
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That gives me hope.
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It happens with me alot oftime. Talking of corporate, i am into one of them India..and wheneverthere is any meeting where many share knowlegeable stuff in pitches form presentation i feel sleepy...bullshit...so boring out of it . add onto more, the educational talk are worthless unless and untill you were not into any kind of situation. People learn more from own hit and trial i.e own expereince rather than listening to others.
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Iverson: "You talking about practice!?! Not the game?"
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I think that most so call experts are just very skilled when talking and selling regular information, but nothing more.
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Lol. True enough! While my not book if I didn't fell asleep or the chair doesn't comfortable enough....
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kiban na can sagoe nyan?
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To answer your question at the end: Yes, Indeed have I been to dumb and boring presentations. Now, I'm openly going to admit that that I'm 16 and I know people may think us teens find all presentations boring, but this one boring presentation was about something I really enjoy doing.
It was a presentation in a nearby local center about why young people should get into audio production, DJ-ing and why the should enroll into some sort of DJ Academy in my city. However, the presentation was just sooo boring and poorly structured.
It was so boring that the 'poor' presenter didnt even manage to ask if theres any questions or such before everyone started leaving the moment he stopped talking.
Dont get me wrong lol, I make music myself and I'm heavily into music production so a one would think I'd find it interesting but without structuring and preparing your presentation It's pretty much impossible to enjoy.
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it's a late word coming later, as it grew its age fun atmosphere slowly faded, old age is now changing it all, but if old age can do something more fun it's amazing, called KIDS OLD BADBOY WKWKWK @hanshotfirst please follback me sir ,thanks
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Gives you really something to think about.
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well you make other piss in a interesting way hahah epic you are :)
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I tore my scrotum on the fence and my testicles flew out and I never could find them, so if anyone has them, please let me know ASAP, thanx.
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damm you had a great experience of things coming these words from a wise man
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if we don't learn at the learning stage everything is worse
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Holy moly you got me there interesting from the word go hahah :)
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We have schemers and we have thugs, but passing on and passing as a teacher to scam and scheme students out of their money, is something very new too, I'ts the reason education at times has many more tap roots than even you may know
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Everyone miss his past😁.Your post is very educayive value and apso motivational.I enjoyed it very much.Thanks a lot
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Haha. Your post very good, i hope my time can back to..
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No this does happen in educational world, and if it does, its rare. Nice article
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hahaha this is so funny! I enjoyed your story and love your humor.
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Hahaha.great funny.thank you very much for entraining us.keep it uo.waiting for your next post
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hahaha, lol
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O my goodness I can so relate to this - it really irritates the daylights out of me that because some people are just good with sounding clever and can talk a lot, besides from making money, you have to sit and listen to it. I hate meeting and sessions like this - all I can think about is the waste of time that I have to make up with getting behind on my work
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🔫🔭🆗🆙
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lol @ 'time burglar' .....you should bring this post in after it nets you hundreds and let them know you should be giving the speeches around there.
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Nice post, very informative.
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Funny indeed..go get your time back but unfortunately you can't...thanks for the post.
Looking forward to reading a post about the spartans on your site as you are Greek..just followed you, please do walk by my site anytime to check few of my contents
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I wish I could give you some time out of mine, I think I'm still young... ,,,, but just live your life with no regret and have fun when you can.... Thats the rule.... There is still time when there is no time
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I loved the sarcasm in this post. Unfortunately, it's common, people just say the same thing over and over again with new words and claim to be 'experts'
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I think he should get bonus points for a Demosthenes reference...
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This one got me absolutely smiling. We're still facebook friends but I never like any of her posts, so facebook has stopped showing her posts on my news feed. I now go all the way to search and visit her profile to get "updates" when I have nothing doing.
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Time cannot come back. But if the past is very good than we remember it so much and the taste of fruit of that past is very tasty
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Hahaha
This is funny and serious at the same time.
Love it
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amzing post.hats off to you
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Working for thirty years! I'm 78 and have never stopped working since I was 20. Now I'm mining cryptocurrencies......hard work but it looks as though it could pay well.
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I feel you @hanshotfirst ... Seminars and trainings sometimes are invaluable since all of the teachings here could be forgotten easily. When youre back to work you would then again follow the same routine,same principles that you have always sticked in.
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Wow man if someone made me sit in a uncomfortable chair and waist time and money of mine i would be pissed!!!
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I feel your pain. Part of being an adult(the part I haven't figured out), apparently, is somehow being immune to this kind of thing. The only way I know to be immune is to beat my soul to death.
So, just know that your outrage means that you have enough self-esteem to value your own time.
BTW, something strange I've found in situations like yours. They are super boring, so my mind tends to wander. I start wondering how they possibly couldn't know how boring they are. Then I think it must be intentional and start making observations(uncomfortable folding chairs). Finally, you might notice how difficult it would be to commit suicide in one of those situations.
Don't commit suicide, but maybe, just a little, entertain the idea, from a creative standpoint, "how possible would it be for someone to physically do it in the given location?"
You'll find that the answer to that question is often frightening and revelatory.
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The title of the post go along with my feeling at this moment. Can I get my time back too?lol Great article! However you did not have to be so long and extra in expressing your thought. I guess the society has now wired us to be that way. When we are extreme, we are more noticeable and more have the chance to succeed.
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Muy divertido! gracias por compartir.
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Worst presentation....
Printed material matching slide presentation which is being read to you.e
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I enjoyed reading your thought about the presentation you attended. As to my world we have to attend such training too, the hours that we spend become points so within a year we have to have at least 50 points, then annually we have appraisal where we discuss that stuff. So such presentation mostly interactive, there are parts called small group discussion, role play and build up your plan how to improve it. When I have to attend, it is always a "pain in my ...neck" but since recently I just thought I can't change it I just have to play according the plan to tell what they want to listen, they want group discussion OK, I start because at the end all ideas been told and you look like not taking part in the game. I really enjoy how you can manipulate such people playing their games. So I just turned it into my game and enjoy it :)
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What can i say, You nailed it.
I will check out @comedyopenmic and @punchline.
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lol, sounds like you would have learned more at Kindergarten @hanshotfirst
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That was a fantastic read. Thank-you! I needed the laugh. My mom was a teacher at a private school for many years. This brings back memories.
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This is all about the need for us to justify our existence through working. Some people apparently lack justification.
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hello when I started reading your post I did not think I was interested so much I caused a lot of laughter in the part of the chair, it made me uncomfortable to not fall asleep and listen to the whole topic I also felt identified in the part where you take your blot of notes I always do it, I entertained a lot with your post @hanshotfirst it's amazing that you have so much time here, you encourage me a lot
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