Life is like…
Chuck Norris. Either you take hold of the bad things in your life, give them a roundhouse punch to the face, a spin kick to the back of the head, rip its heart out of its chest and make it eat it and then beat it to death with its own testicles.
Or
…... hey, it’s Chuck Norris, Life is not going to get up after that. Nuff said.
- Some Stupid Random Guy