I just need to vent a little, hope you guys don't mind.

Hey Everyone,

I know my posts have been rather short of late, absolutely puntactular but now what some of you signed up for, I know. Some of you would have read about my Whine Club or learned about the other jungle book story and expected me to do these kinds of things more often. And I must say I would really like to. Lately I've had a hell of a hell of a time finding the time to post something of decent length and if you don't mind I'd like to get personal and vent a little.

Not many of you would have heard about my Uncle with the Filipino wife, he came to spend the week after new years, I should have known something was up when he rocked up to the house in his merc, proudly showing it off

Now I love my Uncle but he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. When he came over, he brought me a Apple Laptop, something seemed off to me, but I wasn't sure what. Still a gift is a gift and to be honest I preferred my gift to my brothers, my gift had a few more uses.

My Gift

My brother's gift

_{No I'm not black, it's just been a really hot summer and I got a bit of a tan from gardening.}

But family is family and you do what you can, so we let him stay with us. And of course he wrecked our car, not sure why we let him use it but it's hard to say no to his silly mug. He was nice enough to get us a replacement BMW, I'm just a little concerned it may be a factory second... or a factory third for that matter. What do you guys think, is it genuine? help me out here, it looks more like a bike to me but I'm not very good with cars.

Front

Back

Anyway, that was just the start of my year. My Uncle eventually got back with his wife on the condition that they have a second wedding. It was a quickly organised event but we had heaps of fun. Didn't the bride look beautiful?

She gained a little weight for the ceremony and needed some help . I think she manged to pull it off well. Once they got hitched (again) my uncle Toby left us and went back to his wife, things didn't really improve to be honest with you.

But look, I am going to a concert tonight with the wife, she says it'll be a killer. Rhianna and Beiber. Hopefully I will be able to update you guys soon on how that went.

And as for the rest of my January, this shit is better than that therapy I went to. I'll have to post about it and get it all off my chest.

Thanks for listening guys.

S Class, Mac, Pimping shirt, Beamer font, Beamer Back, Killer Concert, Therapy