Best one liners on the Internet (5)

in funny •  7 years ago 

Hi Folks ,

I am back with my next post in this series.

So , below are some more one liners which are killing and make you sound smart.

  1. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

  2. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

  3. Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

  4. God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

  5. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

  6. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

  7. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

  8. Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

  9. Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

  10. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

As always , Don't forget to upvote if you like my post and do comment if you have your own personal one liners ☺

Peace Out!!!

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Hi great one liners.
caution only use the intro tags once, or the bots will hammer you!

BTW Your password created 5 keys for you. By default you probably logged in with the "master" key. Not a good idea as it enables access to your $$$. It's better to log in with your Private POSTING key.

Thnx @fred777bear

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