A woman has a parrot that repeats everything he hears. One day the woman has guests ...
When guests enter, the woman says:
- Come in, get in!
Then, when the woman offered them cakes and biscuits, she says: - Take it, take it!
When the guests leave, the woman says: - I will wait you again!
One evening, when the woman was not home, some thieves broke the doors and get into the house. The parrot shouted: - Come in, get in!
When the thieves begin to pack their jewelry, the parrot shouted: - Take it, take it!
When the thieves leave the parrot, they shout: - I will wait you again
I hove you will enjoy this joke! It's a little bit adapted from a joke I heard many years ago.