1.My friend has been disturbing me to watch a movie he acted, I finally did and saw him with a hand fan, blowing the Igwe from Part 1-4
#FadaLurd ๐๐๐
2.Nollywood!!!๐ฎ
I jst saw a ghost eating fufu and egusi...๐๐๐
Who wants to buy TV? I'm not watching again.....๐ถ
3.Boys can lie shaa! One just told me now that POS swallowed his ATM card.๐
Kilode, pls shift to the front let me faint..๐
4.Nigeria is so corrupt, even to enter into a relationship you need connection... She will be like "Who gave you my number" ๐๐๐
5.Skinny girls who still go for jogging at dawn what else do you wanna lose? Your Life?
#Just_asking๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ
6.My girlfriend just posted on Facebook "I'm in love with the tattoo on his neck" And looking at my neck right now, I can't see any tattoo... My brothers and sisters What's going on???
#I_think_im_not_feeling_fine ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
7.He broke your virginity ๐, You did abortions for him, You dated him for 8 years, and he ended up marrying your friend,
Use him for money rituals, Don't worry God will understand...
#ThisIsNotMyHandwritingOoo ๐๐๐
8.Ladies and gentlemen, let's pray for Dozie and Dunni, Patience Ozonkwo has now joined the cast and crew of Wedding party 2.
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- It's always the fine guy who walks up to you, looks at you with charming eyes, then whispers to your ear "my friend likes you" while he points at a monkey with big forehead like rabbit ๐๐๐๐๐๐