[Funny] As soon as I entered the living room, my wife greeted me and asked, "How are you, brother?"

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As soon as I entered the living room, my wife greeted me and asked, "How are you, brother?"

I couldn't help but be surprised when I heard the word brother, I wanted to bang my head on the wall and commit suicide.

I got married as a family. In the present age, when it comes to getting married, everyone finds a young girl, but in my case, nothing else has happened. In the opinion of the family, I married a beautiful girl studying in class nine. On the night of Basar, my wife called me brother

I asked, "Why do you call me brother?"

He replied naturally, "Your mother told me to call her 'Mother' from today."

"Yes, that's normal. Mom will call! "

The wife said in silence for a while, "So if your mother is also my mother, then we are brothers and sisters, aren't we?"

Seeing his wife's argument, half a drop of water flowed from his eyes I sat in one corner of the bed with more grief.

"Hey brother, listen!"

My heart burst with grief when I heard the call 'Brother' and went to my kidneys. As much as I have eaten crush on every girl since birth, all the girls called me ‘brother’ and poured water on me to propose. In the end, my wife did not stop calling me brother What is the benefit of keeping this life! I want to poison the girl and commit suicide

I restrained myself and said, "Yes, don't say that."

"Will you bring a cat?"

Surprised to hear such words on my wife's face, I turned to her and sat down and said, "What will you do with the cat?"

"Bhabhi told me not to make a mistake in killing cats at night."

I began to wonder how a man could be so rich. "Don't bring me a cat," said Maisha, pushing my hand.

I looked at him with wide eyes The girl's face is quite charming, there is a feeling of maya-maya But I did not understand that the brain has nothing to say.

I said, "All right, I'll bring you a kitten from the market tomorrow."

"But I thought I'd kill the cat the first night."

I got angry and said, "So I could really get a cat from Bhabi's house. Why are you doing this to a simple boy like me?"

The wife lay down quietly on the bed Looking at my wife's activities, it seems that I still have to spend the night like bachelors. I also went to bed with a pillow in the middle, hiding all my desires in my mind

In the middle of the night, the wife removed the pillow between us and hugged me and said, "Brother, I'm not too scared."

Without further ado, I put my face close to his ear and said, "Ghosts come here in the middle of the night. Give me a good hug. ”

Ah, what a romantic feeling! It seems that my bachelor's life was cut short by this realization.

Listening to the brother's call on my wife's face, my ears are ringing. I went out for the office despite having a holiday. Maisha has been calling me for a while. Receiving, he says, “When will you come home, brother? But do not forget to bring the cat back home! Today we have to kill the cat anyway. ”

It is probably a bad habit of Maisha to call him brother I never had the courage to say anything. Just saying "yes" every time I cut the call.

In the afternoon, when I was resting after eating in the canteen, my mother called. As soon as he received it, he said, "Dad, Maisha is just asking me, when will my brother come?" Let's call Maisha's brother on the way. ”

Two and a half drops of water rolled down her cheeks with emotion. "All right." I cut off the call.

I put my hand on the calling bell of the house with the kitten in a cage I saw Maisha standing at the door.

Seeing me, Maisha said loudly, "Mommy, look, brother has come."

Leaving the cat cage in my hand, I pressed his face. He looked at me in surprise and his eyes were rolling back and forth Also trying to say something. I grabbed my face and dragged him to my room

I said, "You will not call me brother in front of my mother."

“Why! What happened? I have been talking about you all day today, brother. "

I said again, "Okay, you don't call me brother in front of anyone, do you understand?"

"All right."

Maisha is sitting quietly next to me and playing with the cat. After a while, Maisha said, “The cat is so cute, I won't kill it anymore. I will caress you. ”

I said nothing more.

The first time I went to my father-in-law's house. I noticed that Maisha was sitting with Bhabi and humming. I tried to listen.

Bhabi says, “Kiri! Did you kill the cat? ”

Maisha replied, "He bought the cat and brought it, but he was very happy to see the kitten, so I left it at home."

Sadly, I wanted to die. I noticed Bhabi smiling.

Within a few days, our relationship became very close But I couldn't remove the brother's call from Maisha's face However, I was released from bachelor life. But the girl doesn't understand anything except me, but always stays behind.

After five months of marriage, I noticed that Maisha was vomiting all the time I also know how my mother looks at me with a mischievous look Everyone in the family is quite happy, but how do I know everyone is avoiding me I hugged Maisha at night and asked, "Well, why is everyone avoiding me like this?"

Believe me, I was not ready at all for what I heard after that.

Maisha smiled, hid her face in my chest, and said softly, "You're going to be Mama."

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