A Man Obsessed With Statistics Is Afraid To Fly

in funny •  7 years ago 

john lives his existence by means of statistics and is afraid to fly. someday his buddy, invoice, ask him, "why do you have got this irrational worry of flying?"


"irrational?" John replies, "never. I've merely calculated the odds of a bomb being placed on an aircraft and it's a lot too high for my comfort."


some days later, invoice boarded a flight most effective to locate John sitting in the seat proper next to him.


"what befell? have the chances modified?"


"no," John spoke back. "the chances of a bomb being on an aircraft have not modified. however I calculated the abnormal of two bombs being on an aircraft, and I discovered those odds lots more suitable. so now I simply deliver my very own."

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