What I say Vs What my Mom hears! Fun poststeemCreated with Sketch.

in funny •  7 years ago 

Me: Mom, I'm going out with my friends to have a cup of tea and snacks.
How my mom hears it: I'm going to drink, take some drugs and kill people and be back soon.
Mom: It's cold outside. Stay at home.

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