Welcome my Steemit friends. I wanted to introduce myself since I joined Steemit a week ago. I hope you like my posts about Korea and how I lead it to world conquest and rule over everyone else.
This week was busy. In addition to the wrestling tournament over the weekend, I begun arresting Americans. They are all spies and who cares about diplomacy with a bunch of flops like them anyways.
Just so you know, even though I shouldn't say anything, when they put sanctions on me it is all part of my elaborate plan to make your lives better by my running them. Remember, when I am in charge you get my secret recipe so you can be just like me, except for following my orders of course.
Because I control everything for everyone's benefit perfectly and you deserve more, I am buying Steem to raise the price. To the Moon!
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Yeah, Uh-huh
As your soon to be elected leader I upvote and resteem me
A belated welcome but you may get into trouble for abusing the introduceyourself tag.
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Yes, well if that is the case I will erase the tag because it is all in good humor as for trouble it is not my middle name but some of my comical attempts and performance art has not been appreciated so how can we expect the abuse of a ruthless dictator who is the third elected president to rule for life of his monarchical line to be laughed at?
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I understand what you are saying but anyone could make a funny meme post and use the tag - if they punish other users they can't make an exception with you as it would be unfair. Anyway it is just a suggestion I'm not going to flag you.
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There, are you happy? You know, I was about to step on the plane with all my friends to go face his father and minions to the death, fortunately he died (Kim il Sung) when my foot touched the up ramp but that is the way my life goes. One would think that I could get some slack but then...well, ask me to raise the price of steem, why don't you?
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