Quesions every Nigerian should be Accustomed to...

(The following are a bunch of questions, answers and facts about Nigeria.)

These are a few questions every typical Nigerian should be able to answer. Some are more sarcastic and others are hyper ratted.

Even if Nigeria is not the best country in Africa, we are a people with a proud heritage, So to the questions: 

Question: Why do Indians not play football?

--- They go ahead to tell you the football match that never happened, of how Indians used Juju to score 99 - 0.

Question: How is it that the whites are good and better?

--- Because when God was creating the earth, he told everybody in every nation to close their eyes, the blacks were obedient but the whites opened their eyes thereby earning their creativity.

Question: Mosquito in Nigeria, is it a Domestic Animal or Wild Animal?

--- Lol, you can answer this in the reply box below. All I know is Nigerian mosquitoes are violent.

Question: What do you say when Nepa brings light?

--- Up Nepa

Questions: And when they take the light?

--- Start downloading curses into their system

Question: And when they bring it back?

--- Either you hiss, or abuse them for playing with the light and trying to spoil it.

Question: A set of people call themselves your friend but you know they are not, who are they?

--- The police

Question: Which Nigerian tribe likes party and can spend their children school fees on Owanbe?

--- Yorubas (I didn't answer this one myself ooo)

This picture speaks for itself:

Question: When comes to your mind when you hear the word Igbo?

--- Alaba boys

--- Akpu

--- Chioma, Chika, Chiwenre ,,, everything Chi

--- Names like Nnamdi, Uche, Azikwe

--- IPOB

--- Omo Ibo products

--- Replacement of vowels like e as in egg with eh as in in hail; eg Bedsheet becomes Bayshit, Egg becomes hayg etc

--- Subsidized Bride Price

--- Container

--- Shop

--- Nna etc

Question: What do you call a rich Hausa man?

--- Alhaji

Question: And an average Hausa Man?

--- Aboki

Question: Example of a Rich Hausa Man?

--- Dangote, Buhari and Atiku.

Question: Example of an average Hausa Man?

--- Musa, 

Question: In a typical wedding, assign duties to the Nigerian Tribes.

--- Yorubas are the ones dancing, sitting on the chair, fighting for food, incharge of music etc

--- Igbos are in charge of the money, electricity, sound system etc

--- Hausas are just in one conrner, don't know what is going on.

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