Friday of humor: Unusual and ridiculous news of the web ("Special Flatulence")

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Hello dear friends, the week has gone and we have arrived to Friday, today in my blog there will be place for humor, fun, absurd, unusual and ridiculous news from the web, This post format is increasingly accepted and requested in our beloved platform, without a doubt the pioneers in this genre of humor are my friends @meesterboom and @trafalgar.

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The humor of today comes from the hand of flatulence, those that seem unpleasant for their smell or fun for those who waste them in public places and observe the faces looking at each other and blaming each other, in reality it is not very fun.

!Flatulence is a case that requires seriousness!

Many take it to thank or minimize the situation, until something serious happens and that's where they lament, this happened in the town of "Rasdorf".

Source: http://journalmex.com.mx/en-marcha-el-inventario-nacional-de-emision-de-metano-para-la-actividad-ganadera/

The unprecedented news caused much interest in the media when, an outbreak echoed thousands of miles around, after the quake the television media were present in the place.

Those who captured the cameras was very surprising, a barn burned in flames, firefighters worked tirelessly to control the flames, however the task was impossible, the large pool of gas stoked the flames of the fire, once controlled the fire and after The expert witnesses of the fire department spokesperson of "Rasdorf- Germany" were able to establish the facts that triggered such a disaster.

In the barn there was an overpopulation of cows, much more than the limit that allowed the place, the limit was not space, the limit was established by the ability to emanate the gases that produced the flatulence of the cows.

More than eighty cows remained in the barn, they emanated gases all the time, the flatulence became "methane gas" only lacked an electrical flaw so that the barn burned in flames.

This is reported by the spokesman of the fire department of the town, explaining with technical words the events that took place in the place, almost unleashes a great tragedy. The cows all the time emanate gases through their flatulence, gas known as methane, the accumulation in a closed place makes it a lethal bomb.

What happened today was a great combination between the abundance of "methane gas" and an electrical damage produced in the barn, just missing a spark to blow the barn, fortunately nothing serious happened, the losses are only structural, the cows came out unscathed, some with minor injuries, nothing to worry about, the local veterinarian informed.

It is very common to travel in public transport and perceive the smells that produce flatulence, I know it sounds funny and insignificant, but you have to be careful as there are precedents of arson caused by flatulence.

The event occurred in a public bath in the city of "Leqing, Zhejian Province, China" when a woman used the bathroom, the night intake produced a lot of flatulence, when evacuated in a very small space, the "methane gas" began to rise and reach the height of the bathroom lamp, when a short circuit occurs producing a large explosion.

The woman was saved by a miracle, one could say that she has been reborn, with an explosion so that no one is left alive, as reported by the local police spokesman.

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Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/christinalan/c3p2?utm_term=.ufL739AXM1#.hk0Wp7NgKV

real facts that surprise the world, we must maximize the care where they release the flatulence, we must foresee that the place is not very closed and above all far from electrical devices.

source: http://insolitonoticias.com/explota-bano-quimico-cuando-una-mujer-se-encontraba-en-su-interior/explota-bano-quimico/

If you want to know more about the unprecedented news that the flatulence produces, you just have to enter the links that I leave below.

Source: http://insolitonoticias.com/explota-granero-por-acumulacion-de-flatulencias-de-vaca/

Source: http://insolitonoticias.com/explota-bano-quimico-cuando-una-mujer-se-encontraba-en-su-interior/

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