Found my Mama’s Dildo - by Mitchie

in funny •  8 years ago 


Making money @ 15
Bought silver bars til’ the investment went green
Cashed out flat out
Showed mama the money
And she said I’ll keep it safe
Behind lock and key
In a dark box bolted to her closet floor

4 months later
Went to check on the cash
Opened up the dark box
And it smelled like ass
When I went to reach for the money
It didn’t feel like paper
It was rubber instead
Goddamn

Turned that light on on my phone to investigate
Twelve inches long, 3 inch girth, black dong
Papa ain’t cuttin it
Even with a dick ring
That I found in his desk 3 weeks earlier
God damn mama
Why does it have to be black

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